About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Attention Non-Americans!
Americans like to think that the U.S. President is the leader of the “Free World.” In spite of this, non-Americans have no say in who gets to be the leader of the free world. I want to change that, but I will need your help. I need you and all of your friends (and most of your enemies) to mail a letter and a ballot to the U.S. Department of State. The letter should read something like this:
This will be what your ballot looks like:
President: Ahmnodt Heare – Independent
Vice President: Albee Thayer – Independent
And the address to mail the letter and the ballot:
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
U.S. Department of State
2201 C Street NW
Washington, DC 20520, U.S.A.
You can also send the letter to any U.S. Embassy. But please don’t sent them to Embassy Suites. While their headquarters are based in the United States, they are not affiliated with the United States government.
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March 6, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, Albee, commentary, election, humor, politics, satire, voting | free world, Hillary Clinton, leader of the free world, non-Americans, Secretary of State, State Department, US Embassy | 6 Comments