October Suprise
A couple of unreliable sources have confirmed that Independent Candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare was born in Canada. The rumor is that Heare’s American-born parents were driving from Detroit to Buffalo through Canada and that Ahmnodt was born while his parents were in line trying to get back in the United States. He was soon brought to Women’s and Children Hospital in Buffalo.
Though none of the other presidential candidates were able to comment, Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin said this:
“It’s a shame. I actually liked his “War with Canada 9-5” thingie. It was more mavericky than anything John McCain has ever done. I would have preferred sending my son to Canada than Iraq. He could be home for dinner every night. I would be able to see Canada from my window if Russia wasn’t in the way.”
Presidential Candidate Ahmnodt Heare said he had no recollection of being born in Canada and that it was dirty politics being played by the Jeffery Boss campaign.
October Suprise to Come on October 30
The Ahmnodt Heare for President Campaign will be unleashing it’s October Suprise on October 30 before 2PM Eastern Time. The October Surprise could alter the election race.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 