Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Cut it Out Stephen Harper!

I have to clarify something before I go on my rant.  Not all Canadian entertainers are spies.  They are not all performers.  Rush is an excellent fan.  Dave Foley is a very funny comedian.  Pamela Anderson is sexy (and not just because her boobies are made in the USA).

A new Canadian spy has infiltrated the Great American Entertainment Industry.  The damage this spy has done is worse than the actions of Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, William Shatner, and Anne Murray combined.  Unlike these spies, the newest spy has not only ambushed the American Entertainment, she has also infiltrated the American military.  Below is the proof:

The military has a very important job in Afghanistan protecting the oil wells from Afghanis.  Without this service, gas would be over $3.00 per gallon.  Carly Rae Jepsen isn’t just ruining American Entertainment, she is also compromising military operations.  I call on Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper to take Jespen (and all of his other spies) back to Canada before we send the Kardashians and The Situation to Saskatchewan to “entertain” Canadians.

 

August 27, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, commentary, entertainment, humor, satire | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Stay Informed

This has nothing to do with my campaign, but where you get your news.  If you are getting your news from the mainstream media, you aren’t really getting any useful information for decisions you need to make in your life.  The past week, the mainstream media has concentrated pretty much exclusively on Whitney Houston, Gary Carter and Jeremy Lin.  They also mentioned that gas prices have gone up.  (If you have bought gasoline in the last month, you already knew that.

Here is some of what you missed:

  • Shenanigans in Maine might cost Mitt Romney his win in the Maine Caucuses.  It seems that the GOP in Maine has failed to record the votes in many districts where Ron Paul won a specific caucus.  This includes almost an entire county.
  • Iran has cut oil to European countries who get oil in Iran.  This will raise the demand for oil from the countries the United States gets oil from and drive up gas prices to around five dollars per gallon.
  • A man had a heart attack while eating a burger called the “Triple Bypass” at a place called the “Heart Attack Grill” in Las Vegas.  (Finally, truth in advertising!)
  • Vanna White’s birthday!   It was yesterday, which was why I didn’t blog yesterday.  Kudos to my running mate Albee Thayer for writing yesterday’s blog entry.

I get my news from the links on the right underneath “News.”  People who follow other sites tell me what is happening as well.  I am pretty well covered for information the mainstream media doesn’t provide me.

February 19, 2012 Posted by | commentary, editorial, humor, satire, Vanna White | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

How I Would Clean Up the BP Oil Spill

Oil has been spewing in the Gulf of Mexico for over five weeks.  It seems that neither BP nor the federal government is doing anything about it.  While I have never had to clean up an oil spill of the magnitude of the BP fiasco, I have had experience in cleaning up oil spills.

My approach is simple:  Let the American people clean up the spill, but give them an incentive to clean the spill.  My plan would allow Americans to keep the oil they gather from cleaning the spill.  Oil and water do not mix, so it’s rather easy to get the water out of the oil.  As a reward for cleaning up the oil, each person will be entitled to have their oil refined free of charge by BP.  Giving people an incentive to clean up after a disaster like those will clean up the Gulf and give people free gasoline in a time when gasoline is approaching $3.00 per gallon.

May 26, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, environment, humor, satire | , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Clean Energy

I would make clean energy by doing the following:

  • Scrubbing oil wells
  • Using HEPA filters on natural gas pipelines
  • disinfecting electrical sockets

Once my plan goes into effect, America will have the cleanest energy ever.

January 27, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, State of the Union 2010 | , , | 2 Comments

Burn more fossils!

snapshot_20081212_0The picture is small, but if you can see it clearly enough, you can see where the two trees fell.  This would not have happened if global warming was occurring.  The normal high for yesterday in these parts is 41F degrees.  (That’s 5 Canadian.)  Yesterday’s high was 31F (-1C) and it rained all day.  When it’s this cold and it rains, everything freezes.  Trees start falling and squirrels become homeless.

Before you think about using cleaner fuels, think about the squirrels.  They live on this planet too.

December 12, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, change, commentary, environment, issues, satire | , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Why My View on Global Warming Will Save Billions

Many politicians believe that global warming is a bad thing and that we must stop it.  Many others believe that global warming doesn’t exist.  My plan will save billions in energy costs.

We must discourage global warming in the summer.  It is too hot in the summer in many parts of the world.  Making the world warmer will just use up electricty to run air conditioners.

We must encourage global warming in the winter.  Warming the planet will reduce the need to burn gas and oil to heat up houses.

Turning problems into solutions is a trait a president needs to have in order to succeed.  Please vote for me on November 6, 2012.

December 2, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, economy, environment, issues | , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

SPECIAL REPORT on Next Sunday’s Radio Show!

Presidential Write-In Candidate Ahmnodt Heare will be delivering his comprehensive energy solution next Sunday (April 27) at 10PM Eastern / 7PM Pacific on his Blogtalk Radio show. http://www.blogtalkradio.com/Ahmnodt-Heare

April 21, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, change, election, Platform, satire, taxes | , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on SPECIAL REPORT on Next Sunday’s Radio Show!

   

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