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Orgies for Abstinence III

The next “Orgies for Abstinence” will take place on Election Night across the United States.  The ideal place to hold an event is at a hotel that is hosting an election party.  Many politicians fully embrace the orgy concept to their constituents.

I will be posting more information including the abstinence literature you can hand out during your orgy.

I will be at the Marriott in Pittsburgh as it will be a stop along the way for the Walk-a-Thon for affordable entertainment awareness.

September 15, 2010 Posted by | campaign, election, Platform | , , , | 2 Comments

Do Not Forget!

Today is Election Day.  It is important that you vote.  New Jersey and Virginia will vote for a governor.  New York City will vote for a mayor.  Upstate New York will vote for an interim congressperson.

You should vote today even if the most important office up for grabs in your community is “dog catcher.”  Local elections are important because these are the people who write the pesky little laws that makes living in your town a sucky experience.

After you perform your patriotic duty by voting, you can experience what it is like to be a politician treating his or her constituents by attending an “Orgies for Abstinence” event taking place throughout the country.  If you can’t find one, then feel free to host one among friends.  Remember that Orgies for Abstinence is like War for Peace – only more fun!

Now get out and vote!

November 3, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, election, humor, politics, satire, War | , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Busy Times Ahead

The frequency of my blogging may be limited over the next month.  It is a busy month for the campaign as I have the “Orgies for Abstinence” event coming up on Election night (this coming Tuesday).  I will be attending the Meeting of Independent Presidential Candidates from the 13th through the 21st in the Bahamas.

It will be a busy month in my personal and professional lives.  The meeting of Independent Presidential Candidates and Thanksgiving has caused all of my presentations to be moved up to the week of November 9.  I will be working many 16-hour days the next two weeks (except this Tuesday).  I will also have Patricia next weekend.

This is a hectic time and I might not be able to post every day.  I am letting you know now so you don’t think I returned to the ashram or anything silly like that.  Things will return to normal on Thanksgiving week.

For those who look forward to my weekly football picks, I will still do them.  The picks for Weeks 10 and 11 will both be posted on November 12.  The picks for Thanksgiving week will be posted the Tuesday before Thanksgiving.

October 30, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, satire | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Not Much Going On

Today is a slow day.  There are no updates on “Orgies for Abstinence“.  The CineMafia hasn’t done anything newsworthy lately.  Vanna White is still as lovely and talented as ever.  There is no confirmation or denial of my status of becoming the Hobo Party candidate for President.

It is for these reasons that I have decided not to write a blog entry for today.  I am sorry that there is nothing for you to read today and nothing for you to comment.  I am confident things will change tomorrow.

NOTE:  A special apology is in order for David, who I know was looking forward to read something I was going to blog about today.

October 21, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, humor, satire, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

“Orgies for Abstinence” Date Set

There has been an overwhelming response to the “Orgies for Abstinence” plan I mentioned yesterday.  I am pleased to announce that this event will be taking place on November 3.  This is Election Day in the United States.

I am hoping to have these orgies take place at hotel suites across America.  People are still welcome to host orgies if they desire.  The reason why I am trying to go for suites instead of regular hotel rooms is the room needed.

I am currently working on abstinence material to be handed out for the “Orgies for Abstience” event.  I will have a tab on the top of the blog for places hosting events as soon as I start getting confirmation of people hosting these events.

“Orgies for Abstinence” can be as popular as “War for Peace” with your continued support.

September 24, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial | , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on “Orgies for Abstinence” Date Set

Orgies for Abstinence

The United States have historically fought wars for peace.  It must be working because we have been doing it for years.  It is in this spirit that I believe we should promote abstinence through orgies.

Abstinence is important because those who abstain from sex are less likely to get pregnant, transmit sexually transmitted diseases, and wake up next to a person they do not know.  Those who abstain from sex are also more likely to watch the news and be informed on the issues, including the “war for peace” approach.

I hope to have a list of places that will participate in the “Orgies for Abstinence” next week.  If you support abstinence, then feel free to participate at an orgy near you.

September 23, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, satire, War | , , , , , | 19 Comments

   

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