R.I.P. Billy Mays
I was saddened to learn that Billy Mays mysteriously died this morning.
Billy Mays 1958-2009
I feel ashamed to admit that I didn’t like Billy Mays wearing the OxiClean shirt when I first saw the photo. But to understand Billy Mays is to understand that he had a passion for every product he endorsed. Sometimes I wish I had that kind of passion for my campaign.
He will be missed.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
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A Confession to Make
I write this today with a heavy heart full of remorse. I didn’t think much about it when I did it, but at the time it seemed like a good idea. The truth is that Billy Mays never endorsed my campaign and the picture below is a fraud.
This is not a real endorsement.
Why did I do it? I did it because I wanted to associate my campaign with an honest, trustworthy man with integrity. My first choice was Eminem. I was advised not to use him as an endorsement as people often confuse him with M&Ms. As bad as it is to use a fake endorsement, it would be tasteless to use a fake endorsement from someone deceased. I can at least say that I made this endorsement picture while he was still alive. The “endorsement” was first posted on March 5, 2009.
The worst part is that by faking the endorsement of a man with integrity, I have compromised my own integrity. I apologize to the Mays family, Billy Mays’ fans and my supporters for this lapse of judgement.
I will commemorate the anniversary of Mr. Mays’ passing by stocking up on some OxiClean.
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June 28, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, endorsement, satire, scandal | Billy Mays, fraud, integrity, Oxi Clean | 3 Comments