Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Revised Picks for Cabinet

NOTE: Some are left blank.   Some revisions have been made since my original picks.  Be sure to check this page often as I fill my cabinet.

President: Ahmnodt Heare

Vice-President: Pamela Villars

Secretary of State: David _______

Chief of Staff: Claire Collins

Press Secretary: “Gryphon” Aerie

Secretary of Commerce: Oprah Winfrey

Secretary of the Interior: Martha Stewart

Secretary of Energy: Matthew Lesko

Secretary of Defense: Mike Singletary

Secretary of Health and Human Services: Dr. Jack Kevorkian

Secretary of Education: George W. Bush

Secretary of the Treasury: Dennis Kozlowski

I would also make picks in the following:

Federal Reserve Chair: Bernie Madoff

U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations : Alex Jones

U.S. Ambassador to France: Mike Lansing

NBA Commissioner: Isiah Thomas

Note:  Offices and Prospects in italics were added on February 4, 2010.

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September 8, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, politics, satire | , , , , , , , , , , , | 13 Comments

What My Cabinet Would Look Like

NOTE: Some are left blank. Be sure to check this page often as I fill my cabinet.

President: Ahmnodt Heare

Vice-President: Peasant Tim

Secretary of State: Oprah Winfrey

Chief of Staff: Olivia Wilder

Press Secretary: Tim Sharpe

Secretary of Commerce:  Paris Hilton

Secretary of the Interior: Martha Stewart

Secretary of Energy: Matthew Lesko

Secretary of Defense: Mike Singletary

Secretary of Health and Human Services:  Dr. Jack Kevorkian

Secretary of Education: George W. Bush

Secretary of the Treasury: Dennis Kozlowski

October 9, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, satire, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

A New Endorsement!

The Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign is honored to have its latest endorsement, Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton endorses Ahmnodt Heare.

You can see all the other celebrity endorsements here.

June 16, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, endorsement, satire | , , , , | Comments Off on A New Endorsement!

   

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