Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Attention Celtics and Flyers Fans!

If you are going to the NBA Finals tomorrow or Thursday at the TD Garden or if you’re going to the Stanley Cup Final at the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia on Wednesday, please help!  This is also for those who are going to the United Center in Chicago on Friday.  (If necessary.)

I will need you to make some “Ahmnodt Heare for President” signs and give them to the people in the front row center court or center ice.  If you happen to go the game early and get contact with anybody with ABC (for basketball) or NBC (for hockey), please tell them about my campaign and that I am open for interviews.

NOTE:  If you’re going to the Celtics game, tell the person you talk to that I really, really, really like Diane Sawyer.

June 7, 2010 Posted by | campaign, humor | , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Thank You Philadelphia Flyers!

Watching hockey for the last month has been a bit painful.  Nothing is more painful than watching the Montreal Canadiens advancing through the playoffs after knocking off my Capitals in the first round.  It is with great relief that the Philadelphia Flyers finally knocked off that Canadian team (They can’t even spell “Canadian” and it’s their country!) and I won’t get those constant reminders of the fact the Capitals are out of the playoffs and that Alex Ovechkin has been golfing for the last month.

I will be rooting for the Flyers in the Cup finals.  The Blackhawks are a tough team, but I am sure Scott Hartnell and Aaron Asham will slap the snot out of Toews, Kane, and Hossa.  Flyers in six.

May 25, 2010 Posted by | Canada, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Congrats Blackhawks Fans!

I would like to thank the Chicago Blackhawks organization and their fans for reaching the Stanley Cup Finals.  The ‘Hawks will play the winner of the series of the Montreal Canadiens and the Philadelphia Flyers.  Games One and Two will be in Chicago.

If you are one of the fortunate people who are going to the Cup Finals (Either in Chicago or in Philadelphia or Montreal for Games Three or Four), then I really, really, really need you to help me.  Relax, I am not asking for a ticket.  I have a tiny favor that I am sure you can do.  All I am asking is that you have a visible campaign sign that will be seen on TV.  A sign like the one below will suffice.

The sign is simple, but gets the point across.  By showing the same spirit for the Ahmnodt Heare campaign that you have for your hockey team, you will give people the hope they need that they will not be spending their lives burdened with Democrats and Republicans ruling the roost.  You don’t want Barack Romney or Mitt Obama in the White house come January 20, 2013.  You don’t want the same problems the Democrats and Republicans have been giving us as long as you can remember.  You want different problems and you want those problems solved before I leave office.

It will be a while before the Finals start.  This should be plenty of time to make a bunch of signs and share some of the signs with others attending the game.

May 24, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , , | 4 Comments

   

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