Attention Celtics and Flyers Fans!
If you are going to the NBA Finals tomorrow or Thursday at the TD Garden or if you’re going to the Stanley Cup Final at the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia on Wednesday, please help! This is also for those who are going to the United Center in Chicago on Friday. (If necessary.)
I will need you to make some “Ahmnodt Heare for President” signs and give them to the people in the front row center court or center ice. If you happen to go the game early and get contact with anybody with ABC (for basketball) or NBC (for hockey), please tell them about my campaign and that I am open for interviews.
NOTE: If you’re going to the Celtics game, tell the person you talk to that I really, really, really like Diane Sawyer.
Congrats Blackhawks Fans!
I would like to thank the Chicago Blackhawks organization and their fans for reaching the Stanley Cup Finals. The ‘Hawks will play the winner of the series of the Montreal Canadiens and the Philadelphia Flyers. Games One and Two will be in Chicago.
If you are one of the fortunate people who are going to the Cup Finals (Either in Chicago or in Philadelphia or Montreal for Games Three or Four), then I really, really, really need you to help me. Relax, I am not asking for a ticket. I have a tiny favor that I am sure you can do. All I am asking is that you have a visible campaign sign that will be seen on TV. A sign like the one below will suffice.
The sign is simple, but gets the point across. By showing the same spirit for the Ahmnodt Heare campaign that you have for your hockey team, you will give people the hope they need that they will not be spending their lives burdened with Democrats and Republicans ruling the roost. You don’t want Barack Romney or Mitt Obama in the White house come January 20, 2013. You don’t want the same problems the Democrats and Republicans have been giving us as long as you can remember. You want different problems and you want those problems solved before I leave office.
It will be a while before the Finals start. This should be plenty of time to make a bunch of signs and share some of the signs with others attending the game.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Thank You Philadelphia Flyers!
Watching hockey for the last month has been a bit painful. Nothing is more painful than watching the Montreal Canadiens advancing through the playoffs after knocking off my Capitals in the first round. It is with great relief that the Philadelphia Flyers finally knocked off that Canadian team (They can’t even spell “Canadian” and it’s their country!) and I won’t get those constant reminders of the fact the Capitals are out of the playoffs and that Alex Ovechkin has been golfing for the last month.
I will be rooting for the Flyers in the Cup finals. The Blackhawks are a tough team, but I am sure Scott Hartnell and Aaron Asham will slap the snot out of Toews, Kane, and Hossa. Flyers in six.
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May 25, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Canada, commentary, humor, satire | Aaron Asham, Chicago Blackhawks, Jonathan Toews, Marian Hossa, Montreal Canadiens, Patrick Kane, Philadelphia Flyers, Scott Hartnell, Washington Capitals | 5 Comments