Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Ang mga Ahmnodtophobic Media

I will present recent blog entries in other languages from time to time to let non-English speaking Americans feel like part of the campaign team.  This is also an invitation for non-Americans to write a letter to the U.S. Embassy or Consulate in his or her country and demand that they be allowed to be able to vote for the leader of the free world.  Today’s entry is in Filipino.  

Ay kong ipakita ang mga kamakailang mga entry ng blog sa iba pang mga wika sa pana-panahon upang ipaalam sa mga hindi nagsasalita ng Ingles Amerikano pakiramdam tulad ng bahagi ng koponan ng kampanya. Ito ay din ng isang imbitasyon para sa mga di-Amerikano upang magsulat ng isang sulat sa US Embassy o Konsulado sa kanyang bansa at pangangailangan na sila ay pinapayagan upang bumoto para sa mga lider ng ​​libreng mundo. Entry Ngayon ay sa Pilipino.

 

Takot sa akin ang media, ang aking kampanya, at ang aking mga tagasuporta. Ang ilang pagbanggit ako makakakuha ng mula sa media gumawa hindi banggitin na ako tumatakbo para sa Pangulo ng Estados Unidos. Subukan sila upang gawin itong tulad ng aking trabaho ay Kabayo at maraming surot manggagawa sa linya ng pagpupulong o ilang iba pang mga obselete trabaho. Mas madalas kaysa sa hindi bagaman, pinili nilang huwag pansinin akin. Ito ay totoo lalo na sa mga isyu sa kung nasaan ako malakas kaysa sa alinman sa Obama o Romney.

Narito ang iyong pagkakataon upang patunayan sa akin mali. Maaari mong subukan ang isa o higit pa sa mga sumusunod na mga ideya:

  • Email ng sulat sa editor ng iyong lokal na pahayagan. Sulat ay dapat isama kung bakit sumusuporta mo (o pang-aaba) aking kampanya. Mangyaring isama rin ang link http://tinyurl.com/ahmnodt sa iyong liham. (Ang link ay ang pinaikling url para sa blog na ito.)
  • Tumawag ng pampulitika talk palabas. Kung ang host ay pakikipag-usap tungkol sa isang tukoy na paksa, sabihin sa tawag screener kung bakit Ako mas mahusay na isyu kaysa sa anumang iba pang mga kandidato. Kung ang paksa ay tungkol sa Obama o Romney, sabihin sa kanya kung bakit Ako ng isang mas mahusay na kandidato. Kung ito ay tungkol sa isang debate, igiit na ako pinapayagan sa mga hinaharap na debate.
  • Pumunta sa isang lokal na “maghawak” may pasubali o isang sawayin ang pagkakagulo at magdala ng “Heare Ahmnodt para sa Pangulo” sign. Subukan upang makakuha ng isang media photographer upang gumawa ng isang larawan ng sa iyo na may sign.Kung hindi iyon gumana, kumuha ng isang blogger upang kumuha ng larawan gamit ang kanyang telepono.
  • Tumawag ng press conference. Tawagan ang iyong lokal na media outlet at ipahayag na ikaw ay may hawak na isang press conference sa isang tiyak na oras. Ipahayag na ikaw ay endorsing at pagboto para sa Ahmnodt Heare sa paparating na halalan.Kung hinihiling nila para sa impormasyon ng contact, sabihin sa kanila ang aking impormasyon ng contact sa aking blog.

Kung hindi ka nabanggit sa pahayagan mangyaring i-scan ang pagbanggit at e-mail ang file sa ahmnodtheare@politician.com. Kung ito ay sa web, mangyaring e-mail sa akin ang link o ibahagi ang mga ito sa ang mga komento na seksyon sa ibaba blog entry na ito.Salamat sa iyo para sa patuloy na suporta.

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October 2, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Ang mga Ahmnodtophobic Media

The Ahmnodtophobic Media

The media fears me, my campaign, and my supporters.  The few mentions I get from the media make no mention that I am running for President of the United States.  They try to make it like my occupation is Horse-and-Buggy assembly line worker or some other obselete job.  More often than not though, they choose to ignore me.  This is especially true in issues where I am stronger than either Obama or Romney.

Here is your chance to prove me wrong.  You can try one or more of the following ideas:

  • Email a letter to the editor of your local newspaper.  The letter should include why you support (or disdain) my campaign.  Please also include the link http://tinyurl.com/ahmnodt with your letter.  (The link is the shortened url for this blog.)
  • Call a political talk show.  If the host is talking about a specific topic, tell the call screener why I am better at that issue than any other candidate.  If the topic is about Obama or Romney, tell him or her why I am a better candidate.  If it is about a debate, insist that I be allowed in future debates.
  • Go to a local “Occupy” protest or a riot and carry an “Ahmnodt Heare for President” sign.  Try to get a media photographer to take a picture of you with the sign.  If that doesn’t work, get a blogger to take a picture with his or her phone.
  • Call a press conference.  Call your local media outlets and announce that you will be holding a press conference at a specific time.  Announce that you will be endorsing and voting for Ahmnodt Heare in the upcoming election.  If they ask for contact information, tell them my contact information is in my blog.

If you get mentioned in the newspaper please scan the mention and e-mail the file to ahmnodtheare @politician.com.  If it is on the web, please e-mail me the link or share it in the comments section below this blog entry.  Thank you for continued support.

October 1, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, endorsement, humor, media, Obama, Romney, satire | , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on The Ahmnodtophobic Media

Ahmnodtaphobia

Ahmnodtaphobia (n) – the fear of losing an election to an independent candidate with no campaign money or party support.

I have to admit I never heard this term until yesterday.  A supporter in Iowa said she first coined it last year as she blurted it out during an argument with an Obama supporter.  Like many other supporters, she is tired of supporters of “mainstream” candidates saying that independents do not have a chance in elections.

It seems Ahmnodtaphobia is not limited to independent candidates.  It was alive and well in Saturday night’s GOP debate.  Michele Bachmann and Ron Paul’s campaigns noted that they received fewer questions and less time overall than the other candidates.  Former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson wasn’t even invited to the debate despite meeting the poll criteria.

Ahmnodtaphobia was rampant in 2008 as I was not invited to any debates.  I am not sure if not being invited to debate with Republicans is because they only invite Republicans or if they are genuinely afraid I would outshine them in debates.  I am not sure how much I could outshine them considering the Republican candidates.  It’s hard to flap a plastic robot like Mitt Romney.  It’s also difficult to get someone like Ron Paul or Michele Bachmann to stumble if their opportunities to flub are minimal.  And it’s impossible to get Gary Johnson flustered if he doesn’t even get to debate.

Plastic robots like Barack Obama (blue) and Mitt Romney (red) get more questions in debates than other candidates.

A system has to be developed in which all voices can be heard.  The current system isn’t working.  All we are hearing are the same ideas that haven’t worked when other people tried it.  If you know someone who is Ahmnodtaphobic, kindly tell them to seek help immediately.

November 14, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, debate, economy, humor, Obama, politics, Republicans, satire | , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

   

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