Staying by the Phone
I will be by my phone and computer today. After being mentioned on The Larry King Show last night, I figure the rest of the media will be more interested in my campaign. I will accommodate the media and stay by the phone and computer today. This will allow them instant access to set up interviews without playing the annoying game of “Voice Mail Tag.” I will also be checking my e-mail frequently for those who wish to communicate by electronic mail. Due to the demands I am currently facing, I will be unable to be reached telepathically today.
It’s 3 AM
It’s 3AM and I am awake. I am standing by waiting for the phone to ring. It could be a very important phone call and I don’t want to miss it.
It’s 3:00 AM
It’s 3:00 AM and I get a phone call. If it’s a weekend, I’d probably still be awake, but I would be drunk from partying all night. I would tell the person to call Vice-President E.D. Yot, because he is probably sober.
If it’s a weeknight, the phone would probably wake me up. At first, I would be mad, but I would soon realize that I have staff to make me coffee. I’ll be able to face any issue once the caffeine kicks in.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Off to a Bad Start
This working / medical testing / campaigning / vacation trip has gone off to a bad start. I had arrived at my destination and finished unpacking when I realized I had forgotten my phone. (I did remember my charger this time.) I also forgot my calendar of what I was supposed to do while I am here (and when.) I know about the parade tomorrow afternoon, but there is currently a 70% chance of rain and I am not sure if this is a “rain-or-shine” parade or a “Rain Date next Sunday” parade.
I also forgot my food and medication. There is nothing special about my food, but I like to plan meals for days at a time. Portion control plays a key part in my weight maintenance program. I have already gone overboard by eating a large pizza pie and a calzone for lunch. I’ll be heading out for an “All-you-can-eat” buffet for dinner tonight.
The weird thing is I have been watching more news than I normally have. The more news I watch, the less I know what is going on in the political world. The only thing I got from politics this week is that Rick Santorum said that something was “Bull****”. I wasn’t sure what came after the “Bull” because the news networks kept bleeping it out.
With less news watching and more life doing, I should soon regain my pulse on what is happening in the political world. Yay!
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March 31, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, politics, satire | bullshit, calzone, censorship, food, forgetting, medication, news, phone, vacation, working | 4 Comments