The Ahmnodtophobic Media

The media fears me, my campaign, and my supporters.  The few mentions I get from the media make no mention that I am running for President of the United States.  They try to make it like my occupation is Horse-and-Buggy assembly line worker or some other obselete job.  More often than not though, they choose to ignore me.  This is especially true in issues where I am stronger than either Obama or Romney.

Here is your chance to prove me wrong.  You can try one or more of the following ideas:

• Email a letter to the editor of your local newspaper.  The letter should include why you support (or disdain) my campaign.  Please also include the link http://tinyurl.com/ahmnodt with your letter.  (The link is the shortened url for this blog.)
• Call a political talk show.  If the host is talking about a specific topic, tell the call screener why I am better at that issue than any other candidate.  If the topic is about Obama or Romney, tell him or her why I am a better candidate.  If it is about a debate, insist that I be allowed in future debates.
• Go to a local “Occupy” protest or a riot and carry an “Ahmnodt Heare for President” sign.  Try to get a media photographer to take a picture of you with the sign.  If that doesn’t work, get a blogger to take a picture with his or her phone.
• Call a press conference.  Call your local media outlets and announce that you will be holding a press conference at a specific time.  Announce that you will be endorsing and voting for Ahmnodt Heare in the upcoming election.  If they ask for contact information, tell them my contact information is in my blog.

If you get mentioned in the newspaper please scan the mention and e-mail the file to ahmnodtheare @politician.com.  If it is on the web, please e-mail me the link or share it in the comments section below this blog entry.  Thank you for continued support.

Advertisement

Pictures Say It Better

This entry is for people who don’t want to read more than a few sentences.  Instead of writing about what I want to say (People who I would be the best candidate for president), I will display pictures.  If you can relate to any of the pictures I am about to post, then I am the best candidate for you and I strongly encourage that you vote for me this November.

Zombies

Politically Active People

Where Was I?

The biggest political story in years broke the other day and I did not comment on it.  I apologize for that, but after I explain why I couldn’t comment earlier, I think you will understand.

A picture was posted from Congressman Anthony Weiner’s Twitter account the other day.  (By the “Biggest” political story, I mean the story, not the contents of the photo.)  It was a picture of a man taking a picture of himself waist-down.  This picture was sent to a college woman in Oregon.

There were a couple things I had to check out before commenting:

• Making sure the picture wasn’t me – I may or may not have taken 75 pictures of myself waist-down with 60 of those pictures showing a bulge in the underpants.
• My Twitter account security –  I had to make sure that my account was secure enough that the only people who could access posting from my account are people with pictures and me and hotties they are following to send the pictures to.
• Answering media inquiries – I have to make sure that I conjure up better answers than Congressman Weiner has.  The first thing I will do is answer whether a picture is me or not.  I will pull my pants down and prove it if necessary.

These things all take time.  Most of the time was dedicated to crafting up sharp answers to potential questions.  Everything is now in place should there be flattering pictures of myself posted from my Twitter account.

Coming Soon – Campaign Photos

I was talking to one of my neighbors earlier today.  He ran for the New Jersey Senate in 2000 but lost in a landslide.  I told him that I ran for President in 2008 and am running again in 2012.  I showed him my website.  He was impressed with the number of posts I have written.  (This is my 1,103 post).

He said something that got my attention:  There are few pictures of the campaign and the few pictures there are don’t have me in the pictures.  He said all politicians show pictures of the campaign trail and go out of their way to make sure that they are included in the pictures.  Below are a few pictures at campaign rallies that I was not pictured in:

For now on, I will be taking pictures at my campaign stops.  If you happen to be at one of the rallies, feel free to take pictures and submit them to ahmnodtheare@politician.com.

Amazing Artwork

For those who are new to my campaign, I like various forms of art.  I have blogged about the incredible work of Julian Beever in the past.  I was reading today’s New York Post when I saw another incredible artist.

The artist’s name is Alyssa Monks.  What makes this photo so amazing that it isn’t a photo, but a painting. Check out more of her works at http://alyssamonks.com/port.asp.

Campaign Photos Wanted

Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.

It has come to my attention that I have no pictures of me from the campaign trail.  I am asking anybody who has taken pictures of me to please send a copy to my campaign.  In return, I will give you credit for the picture on the blog and I will also sign a copy of the picture you send in.  I would also like video clips of the campaign.  (Unfortunately, I cannot sign video clips, but I will send an autographed picture.)

Ahmnodt’s Lolz

via Ahmnodt’s Lolz