Another Chance to Show Your Support

For those who graciously took part in the “Draw Ahmnodt” contests the last two years, thank you for taking part.  I am going to have a different contest this year.  This year you are invited to submit a video explaining why you will vote for Ahmnodt Heare for President.   You can either mention something from my platform that you agree with, or you can come up with your own reason. (i.e. “His voice is so sexy.”)

There are a few simple rules for submission:

1) Videos should be two minutes or less.  Nobody likes watching documentaries online.

2) No profanity.  I might “F$%*ing Rule”, but my mother will be watching these videos.

3) No nudity.  Especially if you are male.

4) Videos should be in English, Spanish, or Pig Latin.  Please stick to one language per video.

5) All videos should be in .wmf or.mp4 format.

Videos should be submitted to ahmnodtheare@politician.com.

All videos will be posted on my YouTube channel.  The best will be posted on my Facebook page and in a future blog entry.

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I Have the Flu

The bad news is that I have the flu.  The good news is that it is not the Swine Flu or H1N1.  Sometimes I get lightheaded and come up with bad puns.

“I wonder if somebody with the Swine Flu is Flu-ent in Pig Latin.”

“The type of flu I have is sexually transmitted.  I got it from a Flu-sie.”

I don’t have the flu too often.  Coming up with bad puns should not be an issue if I become President.  I will have writers who will overcome my bad puns.  The only drawback is that they might also overcome my occasional good pun.

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Why Movies Are Expensive (A Pig Latin Speech)

The following is the “Another Reason Why Movies Are Expensive” post from February 1, 2009 written in Pig Latin.  I will occasionally translate posts into other languages so that Americans who don’t speak English do not feel excluded.  Today, I am reaching out to the Pig Latino community.

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