Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

2009 in Review (Part 2)

This review will cover April through June.  I found myself being more of a political activist towards causes I believe in. I also offered a comprehensive plan to stop foreclosures.

May was a month where I expanded my thought process.  I came up with a detailed plan to help seniors and went into deeper detail on my entire platform.

June was bad month personally.  I got burned out and joined an ashram.  June was also the last time I hosted my radio show.  I will resume the radio show in January (weather permitting).

December 23, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, economy, editorial, humor, issues, Platform, satire, senior citizens | , , , | Comments Off on 2009 in Review (Part 2)

A Day to Give Thanks

I would like to thank the Detroit Lions for their pledge to give $1000 for every win they have had so far this season.  They said they can’t continue the pledge for the rest of the season, but offered to give the campaign $1,000,000 if they win Super Bowl XLIII.

I would also like to thank everybody who has been following my campaign.  Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family.

November 27, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Uncategorized | , , , , | Comments Off on A Day to Give Thanks

The Purposes of This Blog

This blog has a couple of purposes.  The first purpose is to inform voters of the happenings of my campaign and how I feel about the issues.  The second purpose is to encourage people who come to my blog to ask me questions about my platform and to engage in a debate about the issues.

I would like you (the reader) to get involved in this blog.  I encourage all readers to ask questions about something I have posted.  You can also say, “Neat-o!” if you agree with me or “Get Real” if you don’t agree.

I look forward to learning what is on your mind.

November 14, 2008 Posted by | campaign, cinemafia, debate, election, issues, Platform, politics | , , , , , , | Comments Off on The Purposes of This Blog

A Change of Heart

After much deliberation, I have decided to change a position on something currently on my platform.  My new position on the “War on Poverty” is listed below:

"War on Poverty" can be solved by giving poor people $30/month and
sending them to Africa once a month for food shopping.  A family of
four in Africa can eat for $.70/day.  They would still have $8.30 for
beer.

November 14, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, change, economy, issues, Platform, satire | , , , , , , | Comments Off on A Change of Heart

The “Blogstein Bump”

I am honored to be a guest on Dr. Blogstein’s “Radio Happy Hour” show on the 18th.  He will ask me questions about my platform as well as trivia questions where I can win a prize of nominal value.  The show is from 9PM to 10:30PM Eastern Time.  I am scheduled to be on at 9:30PM Eastern.

The Campaign will benefit tremendously from the “Blogstein Bump”

November 13, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, election, issues, Platform, politics | , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on The “Blogstein Bump”

A Letter to Barack Obama

I would like to congratulate you for winning the election.  I tried to give you a congratulatory phone call like the other opponents, but I do not have your phone number.  If you need any help implementing my platform, please feel free to call me at your convenience.

Sincerely,

Ahmnodt Heare

Independent Candidate for President 2008 and 2012

P.S.  Please do not call me at 3AM.  Since I will not be President, there is no reason for me to answer the phone at that time.

November 9, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Democrats, election, issues, Obama, Platform, politics, satire, write-in | , , , , , | Comments Off on A Letter to Barack Obama

Where I Went Wrong

I was expecting somewhere around 40 million votes in yesterday’s election.  I ended up getting seven.  Many people would quit, but I can get the votes I need once I fix the problems that stopped me from winning.

1) The “Vice President” fiasco:  I should have spent more time vetting my selections.  The first candidate did not tell me he was a Canadian until months after I chose him.  The candidate I ended up running with did nothing to help the ticket.

2) I started too late:  My campaign differed from Obama’s and McCain’s because I chose not to raise money.  I stand by this issue for now.  I will formally announce my intention to run for President in 2012 soon.  The Cinemafia spent millions on Barack Obama and John McCain, trying to make them bicker as a distraction so people wouldn’t hear my message.

3) Internal Polling data was wrong.  I was under the impression that PollDaddy was the service to use.  They even offered a money-back guarantee if I was not satisfied.  Good thing I didn’t spend any money, because I would be expecting my money back right about now.

I would like to congratulate Barack Obama for winning the election.  I will fulfill my duty as an American citicen and help President-elect Obama in implementing my platform.

November 5, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Canada, change, cinemafia, election, endorsement, media, Obama, Platform, politics, satire, write-in | , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

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