A Day to Give Thanks
I would like to thank the Detroit Lions for their pledge to give $1000 for every win they have had so far this season. They said they can’t continue the pledge for the rest of the season, but offered to give the campaign $1,000,000 if they win Super Bowl XLIII.
I would also like to thank everybody who has been following my campaign. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family.
The Purposes of This Blog
This blog has a couple of purposes. The first purpose is to inform voters of the happenings of my campaign and how I feel about the issues. The second purpose is to encourage people who come to my blog to ask me questions about my platform and to engage in a debate about the issues.
I would like you (the reader) to get involved in this blog. I encourage all readers to ask questions about something I have posted. You can also say, “Neat-o!” if you agree with me or “Get Real” if you don’t agree.
I look forward to learning what is on your mind.
A Change of Heart
After much deliberation, I have decided to change a position on something currently on my platform. My new position on the “War on Poverty” is listed below:
"War on Poverty" can be solved by giving poor people $30/month and sending them to Africa once a month for food shopping. A family of four in Africa can eat for $.70/day. They would still have $8.30 for beer.
The “Blogstein Bump”
I am honored to be a guest on Dr. Blogstein’s “Radio Happy Hour” show on the 18th. He will ask me questions about my platform as well as trivia questions where I can win a prize of nominal value. The show is from 9PM to 10:30PM Eastern Time. I am scheduled to be on at 9:30PM Eastern.
The Campaign will benefit tremendously from the “Blogstein Bump”
Where I Went Wrong
I was expecting somewhere around 40 million votes in yesterday’s election. I ended up getting seven. Many people would quit, but I can get the votes I need once I fix the problems that stopped me from winning.
1) The “Vice President” fiasco: I should have spent more time vetting my selections. The first candidate did not tell me he was a Canadian until months after I chose him. The candidate I ended up running with did nothing to help the ticket.
2) I started too late: My campaign differed from Obama’s and McCain’s because I chose not to raise money. I stand by this issue for now. I will formally announce my intention to run for President in 2012 soon. The Cinemafia spent millions on Barack Obama and John McCain, trying to make them bicker as a distraction so people wouldn’t hear my message.
3) Internal Polling data was wrong. I was under the impression that PollDaddy was the service to use. They even offered a money-back guarantee if I was not satisfied. Good thing I didn’t spend any money, because I would be expecting my money back right about now.
I would like to congratulate Barack Obama for winning the election. I will fulfill my duty as an American citicen and help President-elect Obama in implementing my platform.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
2009 in Review (Part 2)
This review will cover April through June. I found myself being more of a political activist towards causes I believe in. I also offered a comprehensive plan to stop foreclosures.
May was a month where I expanded my thought process. I came up with a detailed plan to help seniors and went into deeper detail on my entire platform.
June was bad month personally. I got burned out and joined an ashram. June was also the last time I hosted my radio show. I will resume the radio show in January (weather permitting).
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December 23, 2009 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, economy, editorial, humor, issues, Platform, satire, senior citizens | ashram, foreclosures, Platform, talk radio | Comments Off on 2009 in Review (Part 2)