Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Back to the Airwaves

Join me on Tuesday, December 4 aat 11:00PM Eastern / 8PM Pacific (10AM December 5 in Calcutta) as I return to BlogTalk Radio with a LIVE show!  I will be talking about the failures of my 2008 and 2012 presidential campaigns and discuss what needs to be done differently if I am to win in 2016.

Ahmnodt Heare makes his long awaited return to BlogTalkRadio to discuss what went wrong with the 2012 campaign as well as explain why 2016 will be better. 

I will post the number to call the day of the show.  The number is dedicated specifically to the show and you won’t be able to reach the campaign by calling that number.  You can reach the campaign (but not the show) by calling 1-507-AHMNODT.

November 24, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, humor | , , , | Comments Off on Back to the Airwaves

That Didn’t Work (and Other Stuff)

There I was Tuesday night – all set to start my new podcast.  I called in and started talking.  The chat room wouldn’t load.  The switchboard wouldn’t load.  I was getting IMs and emails saying that they couldn’t hear the show.

I will be doing a test show over the weekend.  Once the glitches have been fixed, the new show schedule will be posted.

In other news:  Phineaus J. Whoopie Thaddeus McCotter, a congressman from Michigan, has decided he is running for President.  Rumor has it that Rick Perry will also run.  Whether Sarah Palin will run remains to be seen.  (I still doubt she will, but everybody loves a circus.)

Casey Anthony – When will this story end?  Can we be talking about more important issues of the day like Kim Kardashian’s gym outfits?

Don’t look now, but the Washington Nationals are still above .500!  The bad news is that they are in the toughest division in baseball.  Things are on the up-and-up as Stephen Strasburg will be around for opening day 2012.  Go Nats!

Doctor’s appointment for my hamstring tomorrow.  I thought I would try rest, but my dog had other ideas.  He has a sudden urge to chase cute little critters like squirrels, groundhogs, bears, and cats.  He’s yanking me and my hamstring around.  Vacation time starts after the doctor visit.

My birthday is Monday.  I want a pony!

July 7, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, satire | , , , , , , | 2 Comments

The Days Ahead

This is a slow week for my business, but starting next week, I will be busy for the next two months.  The Christmas strategies I have set up for my clients are in the implementation stage.  Basically, the week will comprise of spending 30-40 minutes a day looking at data and not much else.  The first Monday in December is when my clients start looking for a new campaign for the new year.  The first week in January is when I start picking up new clients as they are looking for a new marketing plan and get better results.

My work day started at 8:30AM and ended at 9:10.  It will be like that the rest of the week,  This will give me a lot of time to campaign.  It starts tonight as I go to Kiryas Joel, NY for the lighting of the town’s menorah celebrating the start of Hanukkah.  I will campaign there until 7:30 before heading home and setting up for tonight’s podcast at 9:00PM Eastern.

Tomorrow will be spent at the morgue as I campaign to those who have recently deceased as many of them are still registered to vote and will remained registered if they vote in 2012,  The night will be spent going to neighborhood bars campaigning to drunks before they pass out.

Thursday will be spent at gas stations touting my energy plan.  Gas prices have spiraled upward in recent weeks and I want to put a stop to it.  I will also go to Rahway State Prison and campaign on death row.  (As soon as they are executed, they will be dead and be able to vote,)

I will not campaign during the day on Friday as I will have to spend some time Christmas shopping.  I think I will buy bschooled some tampons so she can make some of her critically acclaimed tampon sculptures.  Friday night will be spent in town.  I will campaign as the town’s Christmas tree is lit during an otherwise boring ceremony.

I will be quite busy even though I will not be working.

November 30, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, humor, issues, politics, satire | , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

What Education Isn’t Teaching

Join me tonight at 9:00PM Eastern (4:00 Wednesday morning in Tel Aviv) as I have a heart-to-heart discussion about the American education system, what it isn’t teaching our children, and stuff like that.  I will also be taking your calls at (347)-945-7487 with any questions you may have about anything.

What Education Isn’t Teaching

October 5, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, education, humor | , , , | 2 Comments

Radio Special – Lebron James and the Future of America

I will be hosting a special one-hour radio show tonight from 9:00 – 10:00PM Eastern show.  The show will be how where Lebron James chooses to play affects every thing about America’s future.  It will affect the economy, health care, education, and foreign policy.  Find out how by listening to my special radio show tonight.

July 8, 2010 Posted by | blogtalk radio, commentary, economy, education, entertainment, foreign policy, health care, humor, satire | , , , | Comments Off on Radio Special – Lebron James and the Future of America

New Show Time

My apologizes for everybody expecting to listen to the radio show yesterday at 10:00PM Eastern.  I got caught up in work and did not realize what time it was until after 10:00.  You can listen to the show here.

For some reason Tuesday has been my busy day.  I started working at 8:00AM and did not finish until 10:00PM.  There was a five minute break for lunch and a fifteen minute break for dinner.  I was doing some tinkering with a project after dinner when I came up with an idea and rode with it.  The idea was so intense that I missed “Wheel of Fortune” and the beginning of my show.  I changed the start time of my show last night to 11:00PM and have made that time the new time for future shows.  Below is the new schedule:

11:00PM Eastern
10:00PM Central
9:00PM Mountail
8:00PM Pacific
7:00PM Alaskan
5:00PM Hawaiian

If you are listening from Europe, please note that the times listed below are for Wednesday morning:
04:00 London
05:00 Western Europe
06:00 Eastern Europe

Don’t forget that the show is interactive and includes a chat room and a number to call in. (347) 945-7487

I am currently the only presidential candidate with a call-in radio show.  There are issues that we can tackle that do not require being the President of the United States.  Together we can make America a better country.

Ahmnodt Heare for America.  Ahmnodt Heare for You.

June 30, 2010 Posted by | blogtalk radio, campaign, commentary, issues | , , | 3 Comments

Milestone Sneaks By

I was looking at the homepage of this blog this morning when I made a startling discovery:  I have surpassed 70,000 readers.  I normally am able to countdown days in advance. but the last time I noticed, I was only at 69,827 and figured I had plenty of time before I reached 70,000.  The truth is I reached 70,000 on Monday and it had slipped my attention until now.

Let’s look at my week in review:

  • Sports – The NHL Playoffs concluded with the Chicago Blackhawks winning the Cup in six games.  The Celtics and Lakers are in an intense NBA final.  Stephen Strasburg made his major-league debut for My Washington Nationals.  The World Cup tournament started The USA tied England (which is not to be confused with Great Britain.)
  • BP Oil Spill Disaster – The oil will take weeks months years to clean up.  I’m not going to comment any more because this ticks me off.
  • “Super” Tuesday Primaries – Other than my not being allowed to vote, the big stories were the Tea Party and Barbara Boxer’s hair.
  • Preparing for my radio show – My on-again, off-again radio show will be on again starting a week from Tuesday.
  • Joran Van der Sloot – A note to the media:  Fewer Van der Sloot stories and more Amanda Knox stories.  At least Amanda Knox is cute.

On to 80,000!

June 13, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Milestone Sneaks By

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