Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Mitt Romney Reads My Blog!

Copyright restrictions prohibit me from posting the actual video where Mitt Romney mentions my policy about Canada, but it’s almost verbatim.  I can post the link and here it is!

Chances are that if you are a voting American and are planning to vote for someone other than me, then you will vote for a candidate who has stolen at least a portion of either my platform or my campaign strategy.  (Or in the case of Sarah Palin in 2008, my mishap.)

Voting for another candidate is like getting a lithograph of Leonardo DaVinci’s “Mona Lisa” when you can get the original for the same price.  It gets frustrating when I come up with innovative policy and original campaigning ideas only to have those ideas hijacked by opportunists time and time again.

This blog serves the following purposes:

  • To keep supporters informed on the latest campaign news and happenings.
  • To allow newcomers to find out what I am all about.
  • To give people who know nothing about American politics enough information so that they know what they are talking about at family functions.
  • Something to read while downloading porno movies.

If Americans really wanted a copy, they would be voting the CEO of Xerox for President.  Americans want the original.  Americans don’t want to hope whoever they elect can get a  hold of me in moments of crisis.  Ameircans want Ahmnodt Heare for President.


December 20, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Canada, commentary, editorial, election, humor, issues, politics, satire, voting | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Mitt Romney Reads My Blog!

Orgies for Abstinence

The United States have historically fought wars for peace.  It must be working because we have been doing it for years.  It is in this spirit that I believe we should promote abstinence through orgies.

Abstinence is important because those who abstain from sex are less likely to get pregnant, transmit sexually transmitted diseases, and wake up next to a person they do not know.  Those who abstain from sex are also more likely to watch the news and be informed on the issues, including the “war for peace” approach.

I hope to have a list of places that will participate in the “Orgies for Abstinence” next week.  If you support abstinence, then feel free to participate at an orgy near you.

September 23, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, humor, satire, War | , , , , , | 19 Comments

How Should I Handle Spam?

If you are like me, you are tired of spam in your e-mail box and in your comments.  I don’t want to put all the blame on Hormel, because I like other Hormel products (Dinty Moore Stew).  I am giving you the chance to help shape spam policy for my campaign and the Ahmnodt Heare administration should I be elected in 2012.

December 30, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, issues, Poll | , , , , , , | Comments Off on How Should I Handle Spam?


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