Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Orgies for Abstinence – Election Night Special

If you think America is going to get screwed on Election night, here is a chance for you to choose who gets to screw you.  You may not get the person you chose to screw you on Election day, that’s one reason why there’s Orgies for Abstinence.

There is another purpose.  The purpose is to spread abstinence throughout the land through wild orgies.  The United States government has been able to spread peace throughout the world through bombing and wars for years.  Orgies for Abstinence is an event I created to show people that I can think like a politician.  I realize that there is more to getting elected than looking like a stud.

A rare picture of Ahmnodt Heare taken on the campaign trail.

Things are slowing down a bit and I should be resuming blogging regularly until Tuesday before I go on my next campaign trip from Wednesday through Sunday in the Cape May, NJ area.


July 21, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, humor, politics, satire | , , , , | 2 Comments


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