Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Reaching Out

Politicians like to reach out to others.  It is to show you that they care about you.  I also like to show that I care.  (And not just because showing that you care takes less effort than actually caring.)

In the comments section below, feel free to let me know what I should be working on once I am president.  I realize that I don’t know everything so I need you to write down the things I should be working on.

One of the things I will not be working on too much is the economy.  It needs to be fixed, but every time somebody tries to fix it, it gets worse.  The economy is like a rash on the body,  Leave it alone, and it will eventually clear up.  Keep scratching it, and the rash gets infected.

While I wouldn’t attempt to fix the economy, I would bail out institutions that meet my standards for receiving a bailout.  The same would go for jobs.

So go ahead and tell me the things you want me to work on.  It is important to show that I care.


January 2, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, commentary, economy, editorial, humor, Platform, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on Reaching Out

The “Penniless” Campaign

Many of my critics claim that I have poor fundraising skills and that I will not become President because I do not have fundraising skills.  They say this because I do not have a “PayPal” link on my website for campaign contributions.  It is time to set the record straight.

The reason why I do not have a “PayPal” link on my website is because I am not accepting contributions.  I am not accepting contributions because I cannot be bought like other politicians can.  Running for President shouldn’t be about how much money one can raise.  it should be about how one can help the country get on the right track.

By not raising money and not spending money I don’t have, I am hoping to show that I am fiscally responsible.  Politicians raise millions for their campaigns because they love to spend.  That should not be what being a politician is all about.  Being a politician should be about the issues and character.  Even many of my opponents will tell you that I am a character.

I hope this is a satisfactory explaination of why I am not raising money.  If you have any questions, please leave a comment below or e-mail ahmnodtheare\@/politician.com.

August 13, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, editorial, election, politics, satire | , , , , , | 4 Comments

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