President Obama is toying around with the concept of making voting mandatory. A lot of people who currently refuse to vote do so because they do not like any of the choices and they haven’t heard of me and my ideas.
There was a poll taken last week and it needs to be returned.
There was a poll on the website last month asking whether the name of “Orgies for Abstinence” to “Tease Party”. Not only were the results close, but people on both sides were passionate in their names. I have come up with a compromise plan:
“Orgies for Abstinence” will still be on the Friday after Easter and on Election night. The primary purpose of Orgies for Abstinence will still be to encourage abstinence through raucous orgies.
“Tease Parties” will be on Inauguration Day and on April 15th. On the rare occasion that April 15 is the Friday after Easter, then “Orgies for Abstinence” will take place on the 15th and the “Tease Party” events will be moved to the 16th. The reason for this is because of the people who struggle trying to give up abstinence for Lent can now resume abstinence. I do not want to delay their desire from abstaining after spending all of Lent abstaining from abstinence.
The next event is the “Orgies for Abstinence” on November 2. The first ever “Tease Parties will be held during the various inauguration days of various offices. I will give more information on when the various inauguration days are by Election Day.
A recent poll shows that Independent candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare is enjoying a 100% approval rating. That is higher than Nancy Pelosi’s. The Ahmnodt Heare for President campaign would like to thank everybody for their approval.
I ask this poll not because I am a narcissist. I do not ask because i want to prove I am lovable or to smoothe a shattered ego. The poll is a political study to check how Ahmnodt Heare fares against President Obama and Congress.
I would also ask if you think I should join a minor party or if I should start my own party, that you name it in the comments section.
I want to stay Independent, but there might be advantages in running for president in another party that I am currently not seeing. Thank you for helping me with this.
If you are like me, you are tired of spam in your e-mail box and in your comments. I don’t want to put all the blame on Hormel, because I like other Hormel products (Dinty Moore Stew). I am giving you the chance to help shape spam policy for my campaign and the Ahmnodt Heare administration should I be elected in 2012.
I would like to thank you for coming here. I would especially like to thank you if you are a regular (Even those who don’t support the campaign). Please tell me how you first came to this site. This information is needed so that I can better manipulate the masses understand the electorate.
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
What’s in a Name
There was a poll on the website last month asking whether the name of “Orgies for Abstinence” to “Tease Party”. Not only were the results close, but people on both sides were passionate in their names. I have come up with a compromise plan:
“Orgies for Abstinence” will still be on the Friday after Easter and on Election night. The primary purpose of Orgies for Abstinence will still be to encourage abstinence through raucous orgies.
“Tease Parties” will be on Inauguration Day and on April 15th. On the rare occasion that April 15 is the Friday after Easter, then “Orgies for Abstinence” will take place on the 15th and the “Tease Party” events will be moved to the 16th. The reason for this is because of the people who struggle trying to give up abstinence for Lent can now resume abstinence. I do not want to delay their desire from abstaining after spending all of Lent abstaining from abstinence.
The next event is the “Orgies for Abstinence” on November 2. The first ever “Tease Parties will be held during the various inauguration days of various offices. I will give more information on when the various inauguration days are by Election Day.
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May 3, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | abstinence, Election Day, Lent, orgies, Poll, tea party, tease | 2 Comments