Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Protection from the Cinemafia

The Cinemafia is inheritally evil.  They gouge the prices on entertainment and claim 12-year olds are adults because they want to have their way with them.

If I am President, I will raise the adult age to 18, like it is everywhere else.  The maximum price to produce a movie will be $1 million.  This will enable the savings to be passed along to consumers.  Movie prices can be lowered to $3.  The price of a large coke AND a large popcorn will be only $2.99.

These measures will increase movie viewership and allow the movie companies to make a profit without gouging hard working Americans.

October 29, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, change, cinemafia, debt, economy, issues, Platform, satire | , , , , | 4 Comments

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