Protection from the Cinemafia
The Cinemafia is inheritally evil. They gouge the prices on entertainment and claim 12-year olds are adults because they want to have their way with them.
If I am President, I will raise the adult age to 18, like it is everywhere else. The maximum price to produce a movie will be $1 million. This will enable the savings to be passed along to consumers. Movie prices can be lowered to $3. The price of a large coke AND a large popcorn will be only $2.99.
These measures will increase movie viewership and allow the movie companies to make a profit without gouging hard working Americans.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 