The Origins of the Cinemafia

To find where one’s enemy gets its strength, one has to dig into the history of the enemy until one gets to the origin.  The Cinemafia has been around a lot longer than I thought.  The Cinemafia was founded in 1877 in what was then known as Menlo Park, New Jersey.   This Cinemafioso somehow has been able to become an American icon with a town named in his honor.  The person is Thomas Edison.

Thomas Edison did not invent as many things as people thought.  He had over 1,000 patents, but mostly because he marketed the inventions of his employees as his own.  Someone else would do the work and he would take the credit because he patented his employees’ inventions as his own.

This alone wouldn’t connect Edison to the Cinemafia.  Here are a few more facts about Edison for you to digest:  He was a co-founder of General Electric (GE).  GE is the parent company of NBC.  NBC wants us to think that “The Biggest Loser” and “Dateline:NBC” is entertainment.  He also has a patent on the kinectograph.  The kinectograph is the precursor to the motion picture.  It the thingie around in the 1890s that people used to look into while turning a crank to look at motion pictures.

The first pornographic films were shown on devices like this.

The Cinemafia, like other multinational corporations, have branched out into other fields to diversify their sources and to make themselves relevant across a wide variety of formats.  Today’s Cinemafia has a presence in movies, television, televangelism, and music.  Taking down the Cinemafia will not be easy, but it must be done.  Who is with me?

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Site Update

It’s a minor update, but since many people have been checking the older posts, I decided to make a change.  My past policy was to close comments after thirty days.  I have decided to remove that decision with an overwhelming majority of older posts.  The few posts that will have still have that restriction will be the posts that become spam magnets for Louis Vuitton handbags, pornography, and other items that have nothing to do with the topic being discussed.

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The Transformation Team

A true leader prepares for the future.  I am not going to wait until I win the election in 2012 to set up a transformation team to have a smooth transfer of power from the Obama administration to the Heare administration.

The vetting process for non-Cabinet positions will begin on Monday.  My office and bedroom will be opened for the vetting process.  I will be announcing the results of the vetting process soon after it is completed.  There are plenty of positions available.  A complete list of agencies with positions can be found here:

There will also be positions for agencies I fell need to be created.  One position will be Curator for the Museum of Pornographic Arts.  The museum will open in Hamburg, New Jersey as soon as federal funding is received.  The curator must have knowledge of the history of pornography and be able to use various kinds of media from real-to-reel projectors to PowerPoint.  The curator must also be able to maintain the “Hands-On” section of the museum and clear a background check as it is anticipated that children will be visiting the museum on class trips.

To make an appointment for an interview, send your resume to ahmnodtheare@politician.com as well as the best time to call to arrange for an interview.

Leaving it to the Pros Did Not Work

Below is a link from the Los Angeles Times.  It’s a story of the chaos that results when a porn star contracts HIV.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/10/porn-actor-has-tested-positive-for-hiv-industry-clinic-officials-confirm.html

I have been warned by critics of “Orgies for Abstinence” to leave the orgies to the professionals because they take every precaution to make sure they get no diseases as a result of their orgies.  Apparently, that is not the case.  It seems one professional did not take every precaution.  This has caused a halt of producing pornographic films and will give me fewer choices of movies to watch.

“Orgies for Abstinence” will take the following precautions to minimize the chances of acquiring sexually transmitted diseases:

• Condoms – Male participants will be encouraged to wear condoms.
• Alcohol will be limited – It’s an orgy, not a drinking party.  Limiting alcohol will assure that arousal will only occur among the hotties.
• Abstinence – Some want to get a jump start on abstinence by abstaining at the event.  (Not recommended.)
• Keeping it “clean” – those with sores, blisters, warts, blemishes, acne, or tattoos of Barney the Dinosaur will not be allowed to participate.  Neither will those who smell or have bad breath.

It is not enough to leave things to professionals.  It should be left to people who know what they are doing.

Partaking in the Next Round of Stimulus

I have decided to apply for a stimulus grant after all.  I have bashed Presidents Obama and Bush for this and the way they went about it.

I have decided to apply for a grant for the Museum of Pornographic Arts .  I figure I would need $5 million dollars to get started.  Some of the things I would need include a building for the museum (including the hands-on exhibit for the children), old pornographic magazines to show the history of pornography, and porn stars giving demonstrations for people willing to learn.

The museum is not going to be in Kernersville, NC, as I had originally hoped.  It will instead be in Hamburg, NJ.  It will be a willing participant in the “Bah Hamburg” campaign I started.

I have been questioned about the number of jobs it will be created.  There will be a museum curator, a custodian, a full-time and a part-time cafeteria worker, two full-time demonstrators and six-to-eight part-time demonstrators (for gang-bang scenes, etc.)

According to my congressman, it takes a while for a project to get approved.  I will look for a building for the museum while in the application process.