It is Worse Than I Had Ever Thought
I thought Canada only wanted to taint our entertainment industry. It appears they are more sinister than I had ever imagined. They want to take over the white house. They got Press Secretary Robert Gibbs!
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs has been captured by Canadian spies and was forced to wear team Canada's hockey jersey!
We must remain strong. We cannot allow our country to be overthrown by poutine-loving Timbit-ting scoundrels. We must be on the lookout before it’s too late!
Obama’s Trip to Canada
President Obama went to Canada today and had discussions with Prime Minister Harper. They spent time talking about trade and the environment. They did not talk about the heinous actions of former Prime Ministers Pierre Trudeau and Brian Mulroney. Trudeau sent spies William Shattner and Anne Murray to the United States to sabotage the entertainment industry. Mulrooney did the same thing with spy Celine Dion.
I am willing to offer a deal. Canada takes their spies back. In return, as president, I will not declare war. I will also try poutine. I’ll even eat the cheese curds. I am normally a finicky eater, but I will do my part to promote good relations with Canada
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More Dangerous than Kim Jong Un
Canada’s Prime Minister Stephen Harper
I apologize to those of you who thought that this was going to be about me. It’s not. It is about the Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper. Kim Jong Un appears to be dangerous because he talks a lot of trash and backs it up by firing bottle rockets. Stephen Harper is a silent man. His weapons are covert and are not noticed until they have penetrated deeply into American culture.
His spy program is unparalleled in the cloak-and-dagger industry. While other countries tend to get their spies to blend in with the general populace, Canadian spies climb to the top of their respective fields. This is most true in the entertainment industry.
Why does infiltrating the Great American Entertainment Industry cause a big threat to national security? Because entertainment is the last great export America possesses. Canada has continually diluted American entertainment by sneaking spies like Justin Bieber, Celine Dion, and Norm MacDonald to sneak into the American entertainment industry. It has gotten to the point that American entertainment is beginning to look like Canadian entertainment. The transformation will be complete when poutine and Timbits become staples in “green rooms” across the country.
Stephen Harper must be stopped NOW!
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April 1, 2013 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Canada, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, satire | Celine Dion, green room, Justin Bieber, Kim Jong Un, Norm MacDonald, poutine, Stephen Harper, timbits | Comments Off on More Dangerous than Kim Jong Un