Ahmnodt Mentioned on Larry King
Larry King and his guest former Alaska governor Sarah Palin discuss what the biggest threat to Sarah Palin’s campaign will be in 2012. She then starts bad-mouthing me. Larry King saves the day by saying he supports my campaign!
March 18, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, humor, issues | 2012, cinemafia, Larry King, presidential election, Sarah Palin, supporters | 3 Comments
President of Saguache County, CO
A bunch of absentee ballots have been counted and Ahmnodt Heare has won a plurality of votes in Saguache County, Colorado. The counties Barack Obama won were blue, the counties John McCain won were red, and the counties Ahmnodt Heare won (Saguache County) were white. (Map from newsmax.com.)
Final Vote Tally for Saguache County:
Heare 475
McCain 461
Obama 397
November 15, 2008 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, Obama, politics, Poll, satire, write-in | Colorado, Election 2008, map, McCain, Newsmax, Obama, presidential election, Saguache County | 8 Comments
A Letter to Barack Obama
I would like to congratulate you for winning the election. I tried to give you a congratulatory phone call like the other opponents, but I do not have your phone number. If you need any help implementing my platform, please feel free to call me at your convenience.
Sincerely,
Ahmnodt Heare
Independent Candidate for President 2008 and 2012
P.S. Please do not call me at 3AM. Since I will not be President, there is no reason for me to answer the phone at that time.
November 9, 2008 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, Democrats, election, issues, Obama, Platform, politics, satire, write-in | 3AM Phone call, Barack Obama, Election 2008, open letter, Platform, presidential election | Comments Off on A Letter to Barack Obama
Latest Polling Data
The latest is a state-by-state update:
AL – McCain 35 Heare 32 Obama 32
AK – McCain 57 Obama 40 Heare 1
AR – Heare 47 McCain 32 Obama 20
AZ – McCain 45 Heare 43 Obama 8
CA – Obama 57 McCain 23 Heare 10
CT – Obama 62 Heare 20 McCain 12
CO – Heare 75 McCain 14 Obama 11
DC – Obama 92 Heare 7 McCain 1
DE – Obama 53 Heare 47 McCain 10
FL – Heare 40 McCain 30 Obama 28
GA – Obama 34 McCain 33 Heare 33
HI – Obama 61 Heare 30 McCain 10
IA – Obama 47 McCain 43 Heare 9
ID – Heare 47 McCain 27 Obama 20
IN – Heare 50 Obama 25 McCain 24
KS – McCain 80 Obama 20 Heare 20
KY – Heare 100
LA – McCain 43 Heare 40 Obama 18
MA – Obama 59 Heare 40 McCain 2 Barr 2
MD – Obama 49 McCain 43 Heare 11
ME – Heare 48 Obama 42 McCain 14
MI – Heare 55 Obama 30 McCain 15
MN – Obama 51 McCain 47 Heare 20
MO – McCain 35 Heare 34 Obama 34
MS – McCain 58 Obama 30 Heare 12
MT – Heare 75 McCain 21 Obama 23
NC – Heare 60 Obama 20 McCain 18
ND – McCain 38 Obama 37 Heare 35
NE – McCain 43 Heare 42 Obama 25
NH – Heare 58 Obama 42 McCain 7
NJ – Obama 59 Heare 50 McCain (-9)
NM – Obama 47 McCain 46 Heare 7
NV – Heare 70 Obama 25 McCain 10
NY – Obama 59 McCain 49 Heare (-8)
OH – McCain 40 Obama 40 Heare 20
OK – McCain 56 Obama 44 (Heare is not allowed to be on the ballot in OK due to OK laws)
OR – Heare 95 Obama 4 McCain 2
PA – Obama 47 McCain 46 Heare 9
RI – Obama 58 McCain 30 Heare 10
SC – McCain 60 Obama 20 Heare 18
SD – Heare 34 Obama 33 McCain 33
TN – McCain 34 Obama 29 Heare 28 Nader 20
TX – McCain 49 Heare 40 Ovbama 32
UT – McCain 101
VA – Obama 40 Heare 30 McCain 29
VT – Obama 60 Heare 39 McCain 3
WA – Obama 45 McCain 30 Heare 30
WI – Obama 41 McCain 39 Heare 31
WV – Heare 91 McCain 20 Obama (-11)
WY – McCain 75 Obama 11 Heare 11 Baldwin 11
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Canada – Heare 78 Obama 21 McCain 3
United Kingdom – heare 62 Obama 38 McCain 1
China – McCain 51 Bush 49
Margin of Error +/- 50%
NOTE: Not all numbers equal 100 due to rounding and/or bad arithmetic.
November 1, 2008 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, Democrats, election, Obama, politics, Poll, Republicans, satire, write-in | arithmetic, Baldwin, Barr, Heare, margin of error, McCain, Nader, Obama, Poll, presidential election, states | 2 Comments
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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
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If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
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Call or Write the South Carolina Legislature!
It has come to my attention that South Carolina does not count write-in votes for President. This is eight electoral votes I will not be able to get if the law is still in effect in 2012. This also violates free speech rights as people are limited to those on the ballot, even if they are not the best candidates.
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April 20, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, satire, write-in | electoral votes, House of Representatives, presidential election, Robert Harrell, South Carolina | Comments Off on Call or Write the South Carolina Legislature!