Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

SOPA and the Cinemafia

Stop Online Piracy Act

Many websites are blacking out today, meaning that websites like Wikipedia cannot be accessed.  Many blogs are not offering their usual content but are showing an image like this and explaining why they take the stand that they do.  I decided to comment because fighting SOPA, PIPA,  (and similar legislation) is why I decided to run for President in the first place.

I saw the actions the Cinemafia were taking during my days as a movie theater manager.  I took action back then to try to make going to the movies more affordable while maintaining a profit for the theater.  (I realized it was important to make a profit because I like getting paid.)  I was soon fired because I took these actions without approval from the Cinemafia.

The Cinemafia is supporting SOPA because many people are smart enough not to pay for the crap they have spewed for the last 10 years.  People are tired of paying more and more for lesser quality entertainment.  America is waking up and SOPA is the sleeping pill the Cinemafia wants you to take.

But their sleeping pill has side effects.  It causes anxiety and sleeplessness because you would soon be extremely limited in what you can post on Facebook, MySpace, Google+, or your blog.  Instead of showing the damage the Cinemafia is causing, I will have to describe it and hope people take my word for it.

Click the photo to find out more information.  The site will tell you how to contact your senators and your congressperson.  Tell them Ahmnodt Heare sent you and that he is on to them!

January 18, 2012 Posted by | campaign, commentary, editorial, media, politics, satire, Social Networking | , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

2011 – The Debacle (January-March)

“Duh, Winning!”

January:

2011 was a bad year all around.  While the future of Egypt and Wisconsin were in balance, we were more concerned with Charlie Sheen and his goddesses.  (I am guilty of the latter).  I took a look on how Washington and the federal agencies will affect us in 2011.  With the exception of us still having Saturday mail, I nailed it.


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February:

A nightmare in my personal life.  My bathroom all but exploded due to a leak from my upstairs neighbor’s bathroom.  Both of my parents got hurt shoveling during a snowstorm and I had to take care of them for what seemed to be a month (but was only for three days.)  My warnings of the Cinemafia started to show that on some things, I know what I am talking about.

March:

The “birthers” compelled me to show my birth certificate.  I finally was mentioned on TV via one of my tweets.  I also mentioned my “Getting America Back to Work” plan.  But March was not too rosy for the campaign.  I had forgotten to mention that the infamous “Walk-a-Thon for Affordable Entertainment Awareness” was canceled in October.  I thought the almost daily blog entries since would have helped people figure that out, but it didn’t.

Tomorrow I will review April through June.

December 27, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, entertainment, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on 2011 – The Debacle (January-March)

The People Have Spoken

I had a poll posted yesterday asking whether I should boycott the Super Bowl or if I should watch the Super Bowl and write down the movies sponsoring the Super Bowl and boycotting those movies.  75% of you chose the latter.

I will watch the Super Bowl tonight.  Tomorrow morning, as soon as the coffee kicks in, I will post the movies to boycott.  I didn’t write down the movies last year, but I remembered some of the movies advertised then were not scheduled until Memorial Day Weekend.  The Cinemafia’s own Motion Picture Association of America did not get a chance to rate the film.  (Hence; all of those “This movie has not yet been rated” disclaimers.)

Sit back and enjoy the game tonight.  If there is anything else you feel needs to be boycotted, please let me know and I will include them in tomorrow’s blog entry.

February 7, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on The People Have Spoken

Word Gets Around

A Chinese protester was recently beaten and detained for a sign he displayed at a rally. While this isn’t a problem in most countries, suggesting a write-in candidate for Premier is a crime in China.

The sign says “Ahmnodt Heare for Premier.”  I do not know how the Chinese found out about me or my campaign, but I am deeply flattered.  The problem is that China is not part of the free world.  I am running for President of the United States.  The President of the United States is the Leader of the Free World.  While I have tried to allow votes from other free countries to vote for the Leader of the Free World, China is not part of the free world.

I am hoping China becomes free soon because they have a ton of electoral votes and the enthusiasm some people have for my campaign would give me a much needed boost.

February 4, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, election, foreign policy, humor, satire | , , , | Comments Off on Word Gets Around

Getting the Word Out

While a few supporters and I were picketing in front of the local cinema multiplex protesting the Cinemafia’s influence on America, a couple of other people found a way to get the message out about my campaign at a different rally.

I must admit I did not know my platform resonated with groups like the International Socialist Organization, but there are things in my platform that pleases every political persuasion.  I have decided that on days I am on vacation, there will be no government.  This will be the second executive order I sign (Right after making Vanna White’s Birthday a national holiday.)  I am sure that “No Government” days will appeal to my anarchist friends and may even make some of them into supporters.

January 31, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, endorsement, humor, issues, satire, Vanna White | , , , | Comments Off on Getting the Word Out

Snowed In

It is not often that I get out and protest.   I was going to go protest at the community college near me.  The college is holding a summit on climate change and on global warming.

Now is not the time to stop global warming!  There is over three inches of snow where I live and more is expected.  My car is at the bottom of the mountain because my town doesn’t plow on weekends anymore due to budget cuts.

We must encourage global warming so we don’t have snowstorms like this when it is still autumn.  I will help them fight global warming during the summer when the temperature is in the upper 90’s and the temperature gets so hot that I stick to the seat as I drive in a pool of sweat.

December 5, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, environment, humor, satire | , , , , | Comments Off on Snowed In

Where to Send Those Teabags

The following are the addresses and phone numbers for the Congressional and Senate Leaders.  I also added Congressman Paul Ryan’s info because he came up with the Republican alternative budget which was nothing more than 10 more years of Bush deficits.

DC Address:    The Honorable Nancy Pelosi
United States House of Representatives
235 Cannon House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515-0508
DC Phone:    202-225-4965

District Office:
450 Golden Gate Avenue, 14th Floor
San Francisco, CA 94102-3661
Voice: 415-556-4862
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DC Address:    The Honorable Steny H. Hoyer
United States House of Representatives
1705 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515-2005
DC Phone:    202-225-4131

District Office:
401 Post Office Road, Suite 202
Waldorf, MD 20602     Voice: 301-843-1577
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DC Address:    The Honorable John A. Boehner
United States House of Representatives
1011 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515-3508
DC Phone:    202-225-6205

District Offices:
12 South Plum Street
Troy, OH 45373     Voice: 937-339-1524
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DC Address:    The Honorable Eric I. Cantor
United States House of Representatives
329 Cannon House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515-4607
DC Phone:    202-225-2815

District Offices:
736 Madison Road, Suite 207
Culpeper, VA 22701
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DC Address:    The Honorable James E. Clyburn
United States House of Representatives
2135 Rayburn House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515-4006
DC Phone:    202-225-3315

District Offices:
176 Brooks Boulevard
Santee, SC 29142
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DC Address:    The Honorable Paul Ryan
United States House of Representatives
1113 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515-4901
DC Phone:    202-225-3031

District Offices:
20 South Main Street, Suite 10
Janesville, WI 53545-3959
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DC Address:    The Honorable Harry Reid
United States Senate
522 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20510-2803
DC Phone:    202-224-3542

District Offices:
Bruce R. Thompson Courthouse and Federal Building, Suite 902
400 South Virginia Street
Reno, NV 89501-2193     Voice: 775-686-5750
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DC Address:    The Honorable Mitch McConnell
United States Senate
361A Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20510-1702
DC Phone:    202-224-2541

District Offices:
771 Corporate Drive, Suite 108
Lexington, KY 40503     Voice: 859-224-8286

April 16, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, campaign, issues, politics | , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Where to Send Those Teabags

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