Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Getting Nervous

The debate is about to begin and I am getting nervous.  It’s not that I am not well prepared for the debate, but a few other issues.  One is that there won’t be many people in my chat room to hear my debate answers (http://ahmnodt.chatango.com/)  Those who do show up in the chat room will probably also be participating in a debate drinking game.

I had problems with the debates in 2008 and I don’t want to repeat those.  The first debate was fine and many people who heard me thought I had beaten both Obama and McCain.  The second one was a disaster because my last dog got sick early in the debate (Soon after McCain gave his first answer.) She died from cancer a few months later.  The dog I have now is her son from her only litter (nine puppies in all).  The third debate was the night the laxatives I took four nights earlier finally decided to kick in.

Barring incident, I will be in chat for the entire debate.  I hope to see you there!

October 3, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, debate, humor, politics | , , , , | Comments Off on Getting Nervous

Be a Part of It!

Between now and next Sunday, I will be collecting short video snippets from supporters explaining why they support Ahmnodt Heare for President.  The video should be thirty seconds or less with a brief explanation why Ahmnodt Heare would be a better candidate than Barack Obama or Mitt Romney.

If you are stumped as to what to say, here are some links I hope will inspire you.

  • Issues – My position on the issues of the day.  Feel free to pick the one that inspires you the most.
  • Videos – My videos on a wide variety of topics explaining in my own words (mostly) explaining why I should be President.
  • Endorsements – For those of you who found out about my campaign from a celebrity who endorses me for President, you can briefly explain the characteristics your favorite celebrity and I have in common.
  • Puppies – who doesn’t love puppies?

Everybody loves puppies!

As soon as I compile all of the clips from supporters, I will post a composite video containing the clips and then forward the compilation to various media sources.

 

Oops, I almost forgot:  e-mail your completed clips to ahmnodtheare@politician.com

August 9, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, endorsement, humor, issues, media, politics | , , , , | Comments Off on Be a Part of It!

   

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