Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Raise the Bar

Although I am no longer running for President, I still care about the country and its future.  I still believe we can change things and abolish the CineMafia and the grip it has on the Great American Entertainment Industry.

Time is running out.  We can’t wait until 2012 and hope the new wave of schmucks will fix the problems caused by the current wave of schmucks and the schmucks of the past.  The problems need to be asked now.

It starts with your elected officials.  They must be held accountable.  Ask them questions.  (By questions, I don’t mean the Katie Couric “How’s your day going?” questions.  I mean the “What are your intentions with a 14-year-old girl?” question that Chris Hansen asks fat bald middle-aged men carrying a case of beer on “To Catch a Predator.”)  I just hope you don’t have to ask your elected official that specific question.

Now is the time to hold them accountable.  Not Election Day, not during the primary season.  Demand excellence from your elected officials.  (It’s not like you asked to be governed.)  Raise the bar! NOW!  DONE! NOW!

October 13, 2011 Posted by | commentary, editorial, election, humor, legislation, politics, satire | , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

The ABCs of a Presidential Campaign

Inspired* by reading Don Mills’ post on the “The Alphabet of Damned Young People Who Annoyed Me Today“, I have come up with the ABCs of a Presidential Campaign.

A is for Ahmnodt – The 45th President.
B is for Barack – The White House resident.
C is for Campaigning – From near and from far.
D is for Driving – To events in my car.
E is for Election – I hope you vote for me.
F is for Facebook – A page for you to see.
G is for Goodness – How I run my campaign.
H is for Hotels – Suitcase life’s a pain.
I is for Iowa – Where the caucus starts.
J is for Joker – Politicians break our hearts.
K is for Kids – Their futures are at stake.
L is for Losers – Like that moron Robert Blake
M is for Maverick – What else is there to say?
N is for November – 2012 Election Day.
O is for Olbermann – I’d like an interview.
P is for Politics – Zapping the soul from you.
Q is for Questions – Answering what is asked.
R is for Radio – Secrets of me unmasked.
S is for Sex – It goes with Politics.
T is for Timex – It takes a ton of licks.
U is for United – States of America (USA).
V is for Vanna – Whom I’d like to meet someday.
W is for Write-In – And writing in my name.
X is for Xenophobes – They want people to be the same.
Y is for Youth – The future is for them.
Z is for Zest – Of my supporters (Amen)

* – “Inspired” sounds better than “stealing”. I couldn’t think of what to write today.

August 2, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, commentary, election, humor, Obama, Vanna White | , , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Another Special Radio Show Tonight!

Independent Write-In candidate for President Ahmnodt Heare will answer your letters and phone calls. (347-945-6739) E-mail your questions to ahmnodtheare@politician.com

I will also be discussing South Dakota Senator John Thune contemplating to challenge me for the Presidency.

It is important that I maintain a relationship with my daughter that is better than the one I had with her mother. Otherwise she will be doing the same thing to me in the future.

July 27, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, humor | , , , , , | 2 Comments

Questions Parents Should Not Hear

I was shocked to see Patricia’s mother and Patricia at my door this morning.  A childhood friend of Patricia’s mother passed away yesterday in Minnesota and wanted me to watch Patricia for a few days.

I wish I remembered the name of Patricia’s mother.  It was a one-night stand, but the result of the one-night stand was Patricia.  I should ask Patricia what her mother’s name is, but I should find a way to ask without suggesting I have no idea what her mom’s name is.)

I was watching one of the news stations when a commercial for Viagra was on.

“Daddy, what is Viagra?”

Why are there commercials for Viagra on during the day when children are at home and want to be informed with what is going on in the world.

“It’s a medicine for old men.”

“What is it for?”

“I don’t know, Patricia.  I’m not an old man.”

I managed to dodge that bullet.  We were watching “The Golden Girls” on the Hallmark Channel.  There was a commercial for Pamprin.  I tried to distract Patricia by telling her she can have a glass of fruit juice, but she was fixated on the television.

“Daddy, what’s Pamprin?”

“It’s a medicine for women.”

“What does it do?”

“I don’t know…  You’ll have to ask a woman.”

Before she could ask another question, I decided that we have watched enough television and that we should go to the park.

September 7, 2009 Posted by | commentary, editorial, humor | , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Ask Ahmnodt (Second Try) – Sunday 10 PM Eastern

Ahmnodt 4 Prez 2012 Radio Show

Due to my dog’s illness, I had to cut the show a few minutes after starting. If you haven’t submitted a question you want to ask me, you can send it to ahmnodtheare@politician.com . The question can be on any topic, from politics to advice you want. Some questions submitted are mature in nature. Listener discretion is advised.

Call-in Number: (347) 945-7487


December 4, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, campaign, issues, politics, Uncategorized | , , , , , | Comments Off on Ask Ahmnodt (Second Try) – Sunday 10 PM Eastern

For Further Information…

If you have any questions about my answers tonight, you can e-mail me at ahmnodtheare”a”politician-dot-com or you can listen to my radio show tonight at 11:00PM Eastern time.

April 13, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign | , , , | Comments Off on For Further Information…

   

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