The Light at the End of the Tunnel

I still have to mud through some mud, but I will be in full campaign mode by mid-May.  You will know I am back in stride when the following happen:

• I’m back to blogging every day and not on days that end with “day.”  
• My podcast will be back on a weekly basis.
• I will be interviewed by either Rachel Maddow or that guy with a nervous twitch.

There are some things I have to finalize before I can move.  It did not help that I had the bubonic  plague a severe lung infection or the last two weeks.  Another recent development is that the move to Maryland is now the move to Delaware.

I will try my darndest in the meantime to chime in when relevant news happens and when I have a free moment.  My return is inevitable.  My return is soon.

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I am NOT Running for US Senate

Lately there have been rumors floating around that I was running for US Senate against US Senator Bob Menendez (D-NJ).  This is not true.  I do not know if it is the Menendez people who started this rumor or the New Jersey Republicans.  It could have even been started by my supporters who don’t want me to wait until 2012 for me to hold office.  I just want to let the record be known that I am NOT running for Senate.

I am not running for Senate because my abilities to get things done would be extremely limited as a Senator.  Any bills to fight the Cinemafia would probably be defeated 98-2 (I think I can get Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders to vote with me on this one.)  My health care plan isn’t really liked by either party, though the Republicans would like it a bit more if Republicans ran more apple orchards.

People feel compelled to write-in “Ahmnodt Heare” for every office these days.  While I appreciate the sentiment, the only office I am running for is President of the United States.  While I can’t stop people from writing my name, I am too preoccupied with the Presidential campaign, my business, my family, and the Vanna White supremacists to make any time to run for Senate.  I want these rumors stopped now before it escalates into the Rachel Maddow for Senate rumor that isn’t true, but is causing a lot of headaches for Ms. Maddow.

If you want to elect an Independent for Senate to represent New Jersey, I would recommend the state’s own Joe Piscopo.  If the Senate is going to go to Hell in a hand basket, we might as well get as many “Saturday Night Live” alumni to join Al Franken as possible and have a few laughs along the way.

Rachel Maddow Should Interview Me

Rachel Maddow has a show on MSNBC Monday – Friday  9PM Eastern / 6 Pacific / 9:30 AM (Tuesday-Saturday).  I could make a name for her by allowing her to be the first media person to interview me on TV.  I was once interviewed telepathically, and the transcript of the interview will be available soon.

She could also make a name for me by allowing me to be the first presidential candidate to be interviewed on her show.  E-mail her ( rachel@msnbc.com) and kindly ask her to please interview Ahmnodt Heare.