Former Secretary of State and Senator Hillary Clinton announced today that she is running for President. Senators Rand Paul and Ted Cruz have already announced that they are going to run along with Ben Carson.
As bad as things are right now, I do not know if any of these people can improve things, let alone getting America on track to a prosperous future. Same goes for Jeb Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Marco Rubio, and Dave Mustaine.
It is not because these people are not capable to bring good times to America. It is because it is not in their best interest to improve America. They are more interested in their legacy and making sure THEY have a prosperous future than making sure that you and I do. This is modern-day American politics at its worst.
This is my third campaign for President. I have learned a few things in my previous campaigns. The first thing I learned is that the only way to take money out of politics is to not put money into politics in the first place. This belief is the reason why I do not ask for political campaign contributions. We cannot expect a candidate to be fiscally conservative in office if he or she is not fiscally conservative on the campaign trail. What they do on the trail is a reflection of what they will do in office.
I’m not ready for Hillary… or Ted… or Rand… or Dave (Though it would be cool if Megadeth played at my Inaugural Ball.)
I was hoping that I would not have to run for President in 2016. My life is getting more hectic as my parents’ health conditions are not getting better, my daughter and her mother are getting ready to move away, and the local “Hello Kitty” fan club is getting chaotic due to the lack of a fan club president.
The sad truth is that America is in bad shape now, and will continue to get worse if any for the popular candidates considering a run for president ends up getting elected. Hillary Clinton isn’t going to fix anything. Neither will Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, or Rand Paul. they will just continue the same debacle of a plan that America has been on since George W. Bush took office in 2001. America will soon cease to exist as we know it if any of these people get elected. They all would continue to carry out the same policies that George W. Bush and Barack Obama have carried out. My platform is refreshingly different.
We cannot continue to have our police harass the good people when there are so many bad people who need to be arrested. People like drug dealers, hoodlums, and hipsters need to be taken off the streets and into a jail that doesn’t have internet. The system that the government uses to calculate inflation has to change to a system that includes the prices of things that go up. Otherwise, you end up with what we have now. (“Low” inflation based on the cost of merchandise at Dollar Tree.)
We need a foreign policy that discourages the knee-jerk reaction of bringing the troops all over the world to intervene in every situation. Our wars have to be few, brief, and fiscally responsible. They also have to be fought as humanely as possible.
The IRS needs to be taken out of health care, day care, and lemonade stands. The TSA needs to be taken out of airports and replaced with massage therapists. The FDA has to be told that cell phones are neither a food nor a drug and that cell phones shouldn’t have to meet FDA guidelines.
I am running for President because I want an America that I, my child, your children, and Nadia Suleman’s children can live in without fear of government becoming bankrupt either fiscally or morally and can plan a better lives for their children and grandchildren.
I did not want to raise any money for my campaign, but David suggested I should get a personal assistant so my schedule doesn’t become so hectic. I will not raise money in traditional methods. I have decided instead to go with a “money bomb” like Ron Paul, Rand Paul, and Peter Schiff had for their campaigns. The money bomb will be an all-day event taking place on the 31st. If you ever wanted to give to my campaign, the 31st will be the day to do it.
Thank you all once again for your support.