Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Feel Free to Record Me in Debates

For some reason, there are incumbents who do not want to be recorded in debates.  There are even more who do not want to debate anybody who is not a Democrat nor a Republican.  I am different.  I want to be recorded in debates (as long as I know I can win the debate).    Debating is my strong point and I am willing to debate anybody.  I will debate a Republican.  I will debate a Democrat.  I will debate any third party candidate in any third party.  I will debate any independent who is not in any party.  I will even debate the guy at the local bar who knows everything about everything.  I am that confident in winning a debate.

While I am willing to be recorded in any debate, as well as anywhere on the campaign trail, there are a few places I do not wish to be recorded:

  • The bathroom – I ask that you take my word that I am no different than any other man when I am in the bathroom.
  • The bedroom – I do not wish to be videotaped if I am with any woman besides my girlfriend in the bedroom.  This is not because of any damage that a videotape could do to my campaign, but the damage it could do to the relationship with my girlfriend.
  • “Hello Kitty” Meetup Groups – While it doesn’t bother me personally, it may bother some of my fellow Meetuppers.

I am looking forward to being included in presidential debates and to be videotaped at those debates.

September 8, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, Democrats, editorial, humor, politics, Republicans, satire | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Feel Free to Record Me in Debates

A Cool Campaigning Tool

I have never realized how far I am behind technology when it comes to communicating with the deceased.  Going to a cemetery or morgue and talking to them used to be enough.  I am sadly mistaken.  Others have taken deceased involvement to a new level.  Former congressional candidate Jim Ogonowski was able to collect signatures to get him on the ballot for Senator in 2008.  The state of Massachusetts recently announced that there are over 100,000 registered dead people on its voting rolls.

All of these techniques are barbaric compared to what a company is able to now.  IntelCenter has produced tapes of Osama bin Laden talking about future attacks against the United States.  Previous tapes include bin Laden condemning a 2008 cartoon ridiculing Islam.  Osama bin Laden died in December 2001.

I hope I can get this technology and use it for my campaign.  It will let everybody know how hard I have been campaigning and it will be a tremendous boost. I will call IntelCenter later and ask how much their device costs.

January 25, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , , | Comments Off on A Cool Campaigning Tool

   

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