About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
Coming Soon – The Manifesto for the Best America Ever
I had a dream, I had an awesome dream (more awesome than Lionel Ritchie’s dream). The dream was full of symbolism I don’t understand. The one symbol I did understand was the pencil in the toilet. Everybody knows that means manifesto. I know it was a dream and not a nightmare because I didn’t wake up in the middle of the night crying for mommy or look for my teddy bear. The fifty-foot woman in a cat suit was a hottie, but I am not sure if that involved the manifesto or was another awesome dream.)
There are a few things to figure out before I present my manifesto:
If you can interpret dreams, you’ll have a head start as to what my manifesto will entail. I will be posting the manifesto next week and possibly discuss it in more detail on my podcast a week from Friday.
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September 6, 2011 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | campaign, commentary, humor, satire | dreams, Guns and Roses, Lionel Ritchie, manifesto, Roman numbers, Roman numerals | 9 Comments