About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
The Children Get It
People have criticized me for years for campaigning to children who will not be allowed to vote in 2012. While it’s true that they cannot vote for me in the upcoming presidential election, it doesn’t mean I won’t be their president. It is important to teach children at a young age to be model citizens.
I often teach children the dangers of the Cinemafia and how to avoid the lure of being a child star. According to a recent story, they have been paying attention and they have been taking my advice.
Miley Cyrus was voted as being the worst influence on children in 2010. This wasn’t voted on by registered voters or by that lame parenting group Tipper Gore belongs to. The people who voted were the children themselves. Many of these children are under 15 and will not be able to vote for me next year. They know that smoking
salivasalvia is bad. They know they shouldn’t be known as “the kid who smokes from a bong.” Most of all, they know not to allow themselves to interact with the Cinemafia and their promise of fame and fortune, only to have their adult lives be a train wreck.As long as good people take the time to be an influence on children, we won’t have to worry about bad people influencing them.
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January 30, 2011 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | campaign, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, entertainment, humor, satire | influence, Miley Cyrus, role model, Salvia, Tipper Gore, voting | 4 Comments