Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Big Day Tomorrow!

Tomorrow is a big day in America.  We will be deciding which direction America will take for 2013 and beyond.  We can vote for a better future, or we can vote for Mitt Romney or Barack Obama.  It’s up to you.

You want things to get better as much as I do.  This makes me believe that you will not be voting for Obama or Romney.  Nothing they have said or done has shown that they will do anything to make entertainment affordable.  Neither candidate has been in areas affected by Hurricane Sandy since President Obama went to the Jersey Shore on Friday  (He did not see Snooki or J-Woww.) .  I have been here since the storm hit – I have been through the blackouts and the never-ending odd-day/even-day gas lines.

I really haven’t gotten to campaign in the last week due to Superstorm Sandy.  I had said previously that I had planned on holding off running in 2016 and run in 2020 instead.  If there is a sharp enough drop in the vote total from the last poll taken by my campaign, then I will run in 2016.

Remember the importance of your decision when you vote tomorrow.  Remember that spelling counts in write-in ballots and here is an easy way to learn to spell Ahmnodt Heare.  May the Congressperson and/or Senator you vote for join me in Washington so we can get things done the right way.

 

November 5, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election, humor, issues, Obama, politics, Romney, satire, voting, write-in | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Big Day Tomorrow!

Preparing for Sandy

Hurricane Sandy is heading towards the northeast and is expected to hit here in northwestern New jersey on Monday with 4″-8″ of rain and winds up to 80 mph even this far away from the ocean.  Experts are predicting widespread flooding and blackouts.  I am not concerned.  I am optimistic because everyone named Sandy is nice.

  • Sandy Duncan – She played Peter Play in the Broadway musical “Peter Pan”.  One has to be nice to play Peter Pan.
  • Olivia Newton-John – She played “Sandy Olsson” in the movie “Grease” and “Grease 2”.  She was nice in Grease.  She made me want to get physical.
  • Sandy Koufax – He once said, ” Sure, nice guys can win — if they’re nice guys with a lot of talent.”  He had a lot of talent as a pitcher.
  • Sandy Claus – Gives presents to billions of children on Christmas Eve.  (But only if the child is nice.)

As I have demonstrated above, all Sandies are nice.  I am thinking of going camping Sunday and Monday as there will probably be few campers due to the upcoming “storm”.  If the storm was a bad storm it would have been named Shanna.  Shannas are mean.

 

October 26, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, Personal Life, satire | , , , , | 4 Comments

   

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