Defining “Ahmnodt” (Play Along at Home)
The running joke these days is telling somebody to Google “Santorum.” The first unsponsored link is from a website called “SpreadingSantorum.Org”. They define the term “Santorum” as such:
Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.
I was thinking that before the Cinemafia does a similar thing with my name, we can pool our noodles together and come up with a clever definition for “ahmnodt”. It doesn’t have to be flattering, but it shouldn’t be as tasteless as how “Santorum” is defined. (Especially since “Ahmnodt” is my name and I don’t want to go spend the money in the courts to change it.
This post will be a sticky until I return from my campaign trip a week from Monday. Feel free to place your definition in the “comments” section. I’ll figure out a plan on what to do with the definitions when I return.
There will be daily summaries of my campaign events every day. I might even add a definition or two to consider. Keep the ideas coming!
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 