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Global Warming, Where Are You?

The more I study the environment. the more I learn how the global warming and climate change theories came to be.  Before I explain my theory, I will throw some facts at you so that you will better understand my conclusions.

The planet is billions of years old.  (or 6,000 – depending on whether you believe in evolution or creationism).  The scientific recording of weather has only been occurring for a couple hundred years.  If you divide the time the Earth has existed by one million equal segments, the time spent recording weather is only one one-hundredth of one segment.  This would be like getting a sample of what Americans are thinking by taking surveys of three people.  This is hardly scientific and has a margin of error of approximately 100 percent.

My theory is that the global warming theory started on a hot July day.  People noticed that it was hotter in July than it was in June, and it was hotter in June than it was in May.  These people told their theories to the common folk, and they came to the same conclusion.

My theory of climate change is that it was first discovered in October.  The same people who discovered global warming in July noticed that October was cooler than September, September was cooler than August, and August was cooler than July.

We know the weather of the last two hundred years from keeping records.  We know that it generally doesn’t snow in July and that it’s hard to get a sunburn in January.  (At least in the northern hemisphere.)  We also know that there was an Ice Age when it snowed year round.  We were able to get out of the Ice Age before the Industrial Revolution.  This would conclude that mankind is not the only culprit in changing climates.

Today was the third straight morning that the morning temperature was in the 20s in northern New Jersey.  The average low this time of year is the low-to-mid 40s and the high temperatures are near 60.  There are usually days when the temperature will rise above 60 a few times in March ,(and when I’m a very good boy, once or twice in February.)   It has yet to reach 60 degrees in 2013.  Baseball has been played in the northeast in a tundra.  It is COLD!

Any signs of global warming are non-existent here.  Climate change happens all the time.  I’m willing to bet a million dollars (Zimbabwe) that it will be warmer in May than it is now.


April 4, 2013 Posted by | commentary, editorial, environment, humor, satire | , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Global Warming, Where Are You?

Education Awareness Week

President Obama has been barnstorming the country this week touting that we need to do more for education and improving math and science scores.  The talking pundits on TV have been yapping that we need more money for schools.  I think this is all hogwash.

Fundamentals in education is sorely lacking. I would prepare children for the adult world by teaching them how to talk their way out of speeding tickets and how to pass an employment drug screening.

The link above refers to my position on education.  Not only does my plan cost a lot less than any plan being tossed around in Washington, but it teaches skills everybody can use.

Here is the problem with President Obama’s idea.  A person doesn’t need math and science as much as he or she thinks.  I graduated high school in 1991.  I have yet to come across a situation when I would need how to calculate the area of a trapezoid or to use a Bunsen burner or a beaker.

Nobody is talking about the importance of balancing a checkbook, passing an employment screening, or even a way to dodge speeding tickets.  I was fortunate to learn these skills because none of these skills were taught in school.  We need to quit wasting time and money on things nobody is going to need or use and start teaching children the life skills they will need as adults.

September 28, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, commentary, editorial, education, humor, issues, Obama, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on Education Awareness Week

My Faith and Science

My faith stems largely from an orderly and logical arrangement in things. That would rule out science. It also rules out the way I do things.

April 13, 2008 Posted by | campaign | , | Comments Off on My Faith and Science


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