Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Back to Basics

If there was anything I learned about the Massachusetts election on Tuesday is keep things stupid.  I did some soul searching and I will unveil my 78-step plan to simplify my campaign.  If you are not doing anything tonight at 11:00PM Eastern, I will talk some of the things that have had a positive effect on my campaign on my radio show.

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Back to Basics
The one thing Ahmnodt Heare has learned from Tuesday’s election in Massachusetts is that I have to do more of the simpler parts of my campaign that worked.

January 22, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, blogtalk radio, humor | , , , , | 2 Comments

Thank You, Massachusetts!

The people of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts have listened to my call not to write my name in as a candidate for Senate.  I am now able to continue to pursue my goal of becoming the 45th President and being inaugurated on January 21, 2013.  (January 20 is the normal day, but since it falls on a Sunday, the ceremony will be on the 21st, a Monday).  It will also be the day Martin Luther King’s birthday is observed.

I congratulate Scott Brown on winning the election.  He will be a great Senator if he follows my platform.

January 19, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, election, humor, satire, write-in | , , , | 1 Comment

Ahmnodt Running for Senate

It has come to my attention that some supporters in Massachusetts were going to write my name in for Senator.  I tried to tell them I was not interested, but they said they were going to write my name in anyway.

I appreciate the offer, but I do not really want the job.  This scares me because my not wanting the job might drive people to vote for me so I end up winning.  Let’s look at the three candidates running in Tuesday’s special election:

Republican – Scott Brown:  His claim to fame was posing for Cosmopolitan magazine wearing tightie whities.  He parlayed that success into a state senate job.  As a state senator, he wrote “RomneyCare.”  as a U.S. Senator, he vowed to vote against ObamaCare, even though they are the same thing.

Democrat – Martha Coakley:  Her bailout plan is the opposite of mine.  While I would bail out companies that have folded, she would bail out companies that do not exist yet.  She also claims by making wise investments in health care and education, that would create jobs.  The one problem is that she would be voting against President Obama’s plan because his plan hasn’t been wise.

Other – Joseph Kennedy:  He is either an independent or a libertarian depending on who you ask.  He is quick to distance himself from the Kennedy clan by announcing he isn’t related to them or the late Edward Kennedy.  This is the wisest decision made by any of the candidates.

I guess I am running also.  I don’t want to win because being a senator is boring and there isn’t enough caffeine in Washington to keep me awake in a debate between Harry Reed and Mitch McConnell.  But if you must vote for me, my first name is spelled “A-H-M-N-O-D-T” and my last name is “H-E-A-R-E”  as in “Can you hear me?”  Only my “Hear” has an “e” at the end.

May the second best candidate win.

January 13, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, Bailout, commentary, editorial, election, health care, humor, politics, satire, write-in | , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

   

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