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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
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Mega Millions
As of this writing, the Mega Millions jackpot for Friday March 30 is $640 million. The amount is for people who choose the annuity option and are somehow able to get out of paying income tax. I don’t normally play the lottery (though I play $500/week in scratch-off tickets because I want to help the schools), but this money could pay for a lot of presidential ad time. A whole lot of presidential ad time.
I chose the cash option. The jackpot for the cash option is $462 million. After paying $161,700,000 in income tax, that will still leave $300,300,000 to play with. Some people will say the winner should pay more in income tax. However, I could see that someone who cut a check to the IRS for $161,700,000 say that he or she paid one’s fair share in taxes.
Not all of my money will go towards my campaign. I would spend $200,000 for a house and $20,000 for a new car. I would put aside $5 million so I can retire. I would rent out a hotel in Las Vegas for the ultimate “Orgies for Abstinence” scheduled for two weeks from today.
I wish everybody playing Mega Millions tonight the best of luck. Remember if you win that I am not accepting money for my campaign, but I would be unable to stop you for creating a SuperPAC that supports my campaign.
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March 30, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor | annuity, cash option, income tax, jackpot, Mega Millions, retirement, scratch-off tickets, SuperPac | 3 Comments