Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Ahmnodt Heare! Ahmnodt Heare!

The rumor I am hearing from supporters in Charlotte is that the reason why President Obama’s nomination speech was moved from Bank of America Stadium to the Time Warner Cable Arena is because over 1,000 of my supporters were able to get tickets and they were going to let their voices heard tonight.   They were also able to sneak “Ahmnodt Heare for President” signs into the stadium and had them in storage at the stadium until a Democratic Part operative spotted the signs during a security walk-through.  They caught a supporter impersonating a security worker try to put more signs into storage.  That supporter then spilled the beans about the operation.

Most of them had their tickets between the 20-and 40 yard lines on the far half of the field from the stage.  They were ready to chant “AHMNODT HEARE!” when the Democratic faithful would chant “FOUR MORE YEARS!”.  They even said they were trying to hack into the stadium television screens to have my picture posted while President Obama made his speech.

I had no prior knowledge of the actions of my supporters nor do I tolerate breaking of laws to get the message across.  Make no mistake about it, I am nonetheless deeply flattered.

There are two reasons why this wasn’t mentioned in the news:  The first reason is because the media doesn’t want to give my campaign any publicity.  If the news ever mentioned that there was a candidate besides Obama and Romney running for President, people would be typing in that candidate’s name in search engines.  People have heard of Roseanne Barr, but most people didn’t know she was running for President until they typed her name in a search engine.  She and Cindy Sheehan are running on the “Peace and Freedom” ticket.

For those of you who found this blog entry by typing in “Roseanne Barr”, “Cindy Sheehan”, or “Reince Priebus Drunk”. welcome to my website.  Be sure to check out my platform, videos, and the celebrities who have endorsed me.

September 6, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, Democrats, election, endorsement, humor, media, Obama, Platform, politics, satire, scandal | , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Ahmnodt Heare! Ahmnodt Heare!

Welcome Cinemafia!

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the Cinemafia and why I have been fighting them for the last four years, here is a listing of my previous writings explaining who they are and what they do that is so offensive.  They try to act stealth, but sometimes they let their hair down.  Below is a screenshot of such an instance:

The reason why they don’t want me is simple:  I know what they are up to and I fight all that they are about.  They need to be taken down before they get to my daughter and to your children.

The reason why I am welcoming them to my site is twofold:  The first reason is because I welcome everybody to my site.  I am a welcoming kind of guy.  The second ls to let them know that I (and now, you) are on to them and they will have to change their act before I take more drastic measures.  Together we will defeat the Cinemafia and all the evil they cause.

August 5, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, cinemafia, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | , , , , | 1 Comment

Making Sense of Things

For those of you who wish to blog but don’t know which blog service to use, I recommend WordPress.  I find that WordPress blogs get better placing in search engines.  The tools are easier to use than on Blogger and WordPress gives detailed information on how people found your blog, which page (or pages) they are reading, and even the links they click to leave your blog.

I like to click the links that brought people to my blog.  It is interesting to see where the link to my blog is on the sites where people are coming from.  The problem is that lately the links WordPress says brings people to my site don’t have links to my site.  For example, two people were brought to my site by http://imesothelioma.net/mesothelioma/, but there is no link to this blog anywhere on that page.

If you are new to this blog, I welcome you with open arms.  Don’t worry, I used deodorant today.  Please let me know how you found this blog (and this entry if you were brought specifically to this entry.)

 

Another thing that isn’t making any sense is that the page I said was getting a bunch of hits with the old blog format I was using is getting even more hits now though there isn’t anything to lead people to it mentioned in my blog stats.

October 17, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt | , , , , | 8 Comments

Searching for the Next President

Searching for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google has become much more difficult.  At One time, there were almost 40,000 results when searching for me on Google.  The result as of this moment has been lowered to 5,630.

As my presidential campaign becomes more popular, efforts are being made to silence my campaign.

Searching for “Ahmnodt is still over 25,000 results.  But with only 5,630 of them being “Ahmnodt Heare”, the rest must be for those looking for either the famoust Bulgarian sculptor Ahmnodt Fukinov or the famous woman Ahmnodt There.

If you are a blogger, I am asking for you to blog about me in one of your next entries.  Whether you intend to vote for me or not, American need to know about me.  This is especially important to do if you don’t support me.  If people don’t read about your negative comments about my becoming president, people will be more compelled to vote for me.  Don’t forget to add the “Ahmnodt Heare” tag to your blog entry.

October 2, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on Searching for the Next President

Google Image Search

Out of curiosity, I searched for “2012 Presidential Candidates” using Google’s image search.  I figured I would have been on there somewhere.  I searched the first page, but there were no pictures of me or anything relating to my campaign.

I do not know if this is because I haven’t used “2012 Presidential Candidates” as a tag of if I am systematically being ignored by search engine programmers.  I will use the tag for this post and include my picture for the image search:

Ahmnodt Heare

I have to admit that most of the people who found this site were looking for something besides a presidential candidate.  Most people found my site looking for one of the five things:  Julian Beever drawings, Billy Mays, Strawberries, Sea Monkeys, or most recently, Steven Slater.

I don’t always blog about politics because America wants a president who is well-rounded and has multiple interests.  America wants somebody who can relate to him or her at a personal level. “You like ‘Wheel of Fortune’?  Me too!”

For those who found me because you are looking for a presidential candidate, Welcome!  Thank you for stopping by.  You can find out more about me and what I stand for by clicking the tabs on the top.

I will post any findings I have about this experiment soon.

August 11, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | , , , | 3 Comments

   

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