Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Site Update

It’s a minor update, but since many people have been checking the older posts, I decided to make a change.  My past policy was to close comments after thirty days.  I have decided to remove that decision with an overwhelming majority of older posts.  The few posts that will have still have that restriction will be the posts that become spam magnets for Louis Vuitton handbags, pornography, and other items that have nothing to do with the topic being discussed.

Since many of you are relatively new to the blog, you have probably not read every entry.  Since this is the 1606th blog entry, you probably don’t want to read all of the previous 1605 entries in one sitting.  To find what I have written about a specific subject, feel free to use the “search” button located underneath the “About” section on the right side of the blog.

If English is not your native language, you can leer este blog en español, lire ce blog en français, lesen diesen Blog auf Deutsch在中国读此博客, eadray isthay ogblay inway igpay atinlay, or read this blog in English.

The “Tools” page includes other methods I keep in touch with people as well as simple things you can do to support the campaign and an easy way to remember how to spell “Ahmnodt Heare” to write in your vote for President in November.

Thank you for your continued support.  Please keep in mind when discussing my campaign with your friends and enemies that I am the only major candidate who is running a penniless campaign and will not be asking for donations.  You can’t blame me for all of those ads because I am not running any of them.


May 15, 2012 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, humor, politics, write-in | , , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Searching for the Next President

Searching for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google has become much more difficult.  At One time, there were almost 40,000 results when searching for me on Google.  The result as of this moment has been lowered to 5,630.

As my presidential campaign becomes more popular, efforts are being made to silence my campaign.

Searching for “Ahmnodt is still over 25,000 results.  But with only 5,630 of them being “Ahmnodt Heare”, the rest must be for those looking for either the famoust Bulgarian sculptor Ahmnodt Fukinov or the famous woman Ahmnodt There.

If you are a blogger, I am asking for you to blog about me in one of your next entries.  Whether you intend to vote for me or not, American need to know about me.  This is especially important to do if you don’t support me.  If people don’t read about your negative comments about my becoming president, people will be more compelled to vote for me.  Don’t forget to add the “Ahmnodt Heare” tag to your blog entry.

October 2, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , , | Comments Off on Searching for the Next President

The Tweeting Project

If you have a Twitter account like I do, you like to write small notes and read notes of others. I like to log on twice a day:  First thing in the morning and just before or after dinner.  Sometimes I’ll log on and tweet just to let people know I am still alive.

Below is a post I tweeted around 8PM Mountain Time last night:

Ground Zero mosque critics don’t understand what it means to be American: http://tinyurl.com/29cwpe8

The Tweeting Project is simple.  All you have to do is copy what I am posting below and tweet it on your account.

#AhmnodtHeare for America.  Ahmnodt Heare for You.  Ahmnodt Heare for President. http://tinyurl.com/ahmnodt

If you feel like tweeting about the campaign or about me, Just replace “Ahmnodt Heare” with “#AhmnodtHeare” in your tweet.  The “#AhmnodtHeare” allows those who are looking for more information about me to have all the information on one page.  I will dedicate a blog entry to the best #AhmnodtHeare tweets when I get back from vacation next weekend.

I am getting ready for the big hike today in the San Luis mountain range in Colorado followed by an afternoon of Bluegrass music.  It is nice to be able to hike without broken bones this year.

August 21, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, satire, Social Networking | , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Some of You Scare Me

I shouldn’t be too scared because you at least made the effort to find the website.  The scary part is some of the search terms used to find the site.  Below is a list of all of the term used in the last few days.  The ones in red are the ones that concern me the most:

seamonkey 37
julian beever 12
vanna white wheel of fortune 8
billy mays 8
white supremacy tattoos 7
sea-monkey 7
vanna white 7
money tattoo 7
sea monkey 5
tatoo letters 5
seamonkey pictures 4
cross tattoos 4
taco bell 4
make a change 4
change tattoo 3
pittsburgh penguins tattoo 3
monopoly get out of jail free card 3
taco bell chihuahua 3
young nancy pelosi 3
tattoo crosses 2
i am tattoo 2
julian rangers tattoos 2
get money tattoos 2
white supremacist tattoos 2
white supremist/loraine day 2
sea.monkey 2
nancy pelosi hot 2
monopoly get out of jail card 2
get money tattoo 2
vanna white biography 2
pittsburgh penguins tattoos 2
julian beever drawings 2
beever julian 2
give money 2
vanna white young 2
ahmnodt heare wiki 2
monopoly card 1
ahmnodt 1
i am the god of war 1
get out of jail free card monopoly 1
vanna white wheel of fortune pictures 1
monopoly get out jail free card 1
president sexual innuendos 1
new york tattoos 1
get money 1
타라곤 대체 1
julian beever timeline 1
pittsburgh tattoos 1
what you give is what you get tattoo 1
villars campaign photo 1

I found out that “타라곤 대체” is Korean for “tarragon replacement”.  Tarragon is an important ingredient in Strawberry Stroganoff.  I am not worried about that.  I will explain why I am worried about those in red.

“White Supremacy Tattoos” – This should go without saying, but I am going to say it anyway.  The only white supremacy I believe in is Vanna White supremacy.  You don’t need a tattoo to be a Vanna White supremacist.

“Young Nancy Pelosi” – this was so long ago that those pictures were in black-and-white and they’re probably grainy.

“Julian Rangers Tattoo” – I have no idea who Julian Rangers is or why you’d want a tattoo of him.

“White Supremist/Loraine Day” – First, the spelling is off.  It should be “White Supremacist / Laraine Day”.  I don’t know who Laraine Day is, but from what I have been able to Google, I can’t see her as a white supremacist.

“Nancy Pelosi Hot” – i am assuming there are rumors that she has a fever and that was why she wanted the health care bill passed.  I refuse to think of any other reason.

“Pittsburgh Penguins Tattoo” – This may be fine now, but they’re going to suck again someday and you will still have that tattoo.

“I am the God of War” – I am lost here.  I am against all wars against non-Canadian nations.  I don’t consider myself to be a god, just a great guy.

“President Sexual Innuendos” – While I am flattered that you think I am president, that is not currently the case.  All I can say about the rest is that it has been a while.

March 28, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire | , , , , | 9 Comments

What Were You Thinking?

This is what you have been thinking since the day after Election Day:


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November 20, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, satire | , , , , , | 3 Comments

Search “Ahmnodt Heare” on Media Websites

The next time you go to MSNBC, CNN, Fox News, or Drudge Report, use their search box and search for “Ahmnodt Heare”.  While you will not find any results as of yet, you will make the website people at these sites notice and will want to search further.

I thank you for taking on this endeavour.

October 8, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, media | , , , , , , | Comments Off on Search “Ahmnodt Heare” on Media Websites

A Look Back at April Goals

The following are some goals I had set for the campaign for the month of April:

  1. Averaging 100 unique hits per day on this website. (Way off – Currently averaging 20.3 hits per day.) 😦
  2. 2500 results when people search for “Ahmnodt Heare” on Google. (we are currently at 4780) 🙂
  3. Enough write-in votes in upcoming primaries (Democratic and Republican). This includes winning Puerto Rico. 😦
  4. At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign. (Currently at 3, plus a poll for President) 😐
  5. An “Ahmnodt Girl” video. 😦
6. At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable) 😦
April started off well, but between technical problems with my show and “Obama traffic”, the month fizzled. To get the hits, everybody must remember this:

April 30, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, Obama | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on A Look Back at April Goals

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