About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
My Take on the Great Ale-vs-Lager Debate
The Good Greatsby wanted me to address the never-ending debate on ale versus lager. While this isn’t as important a topic as the high price of entertainment, it is important to Mr. Greatsby and for that, he deserves an answer.
I have to say that I am not really a beer drinker and usually only drink beer when I am tight on money. When I buy beer, it is usually a pilsner as it is the most affordable type of beer.
As far as taste is concerned, I prefer lager over ale. Ale tastes too much like liquid dirt. Lagers are good, but only if it’s imported. Domestic lagers taste like diluted sewage. Imported lagers has the right combination of liquid dirt and diluted sewage and doesn’t taste too bad.
Feel free to ask me any issue that affects you. (Even if it doesn’t affect me in the least.)
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April 17, 2011 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, commentary, humor, issues, satire | ale, beer, dirt, imported beer, lager, sewage | 14 Comments