Phillies – Yankees World Series
I used to get excited about watching the World Series, but I am not excited this year. The primary reason why I am not looking forward is because I am a Washington Nationals fan. I am not looking forward to watching two teams who each won more than 40 games than my Nats. And as a fan of most Washington teams (does anybody follow the Wizards?), it is easy to hate Philadelphia and New York teams. Because it is easy to hate both cities’ teams, it is hard to root for either the Yankees or the Phillies.
I would have been watching “Dancing with the Stars”, but Tom DeLay, a popular endorser of my campaign, had to bow out due to stress fractures in both of his feet. I can’t root for anybody on “Dancing with the Stars” either.
I will be watching Monday Night Football tonight. I will be watching my Redskins play against the hated Philadelphia Eagles. Sherman Lewis will use his recent experience to call plays like “Corners”, “Picture Frame”, and “X”. It should confuse the Eagles. It might even confuse the Redskins. GO REDSKINS!
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The Entry I Didn’t Get to Write
I was hoping to write an entry called “You’re Only as Good as Your Last Game.” I was going to write about the Redskins 20-16 win in San Diego to end the season. I was going to write that the Redskins have laid the foundation for what promises to be a better 2010 season. I can’t write about that now. I can’t write about it because the Redskins didn’t end on a good note. They didn’t win 20-16. They lost 23-20 with 37 seconds left as the Chargers’ backup quarterback threw a touchdown to the fullback and handed the Redskins yet another loss. How many times does a fullback catch a pass? Only against the Redskins…
Redskins fans, rejoice! Not over the game, not over the season, but that Jim Zorn and the Bingo-calling offensive coordinator were finally shown the door. Hopefully Dan Snyder will hire somebody who knows how to coach. Don’t let Matt Millen anywhere near this organization! That would be the kiss of death. That would be the Waterloo of the Redskins’ organization just like losing to the Lions was the Waterloo of the 2009 season.
I hope the Redskins get Mike Shanahan to coach. But if things don’t work out with him, I would like to see somebody with head coaching experience in either the NFL or the NCAA.
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January 4, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | commentary, editorial, humor, satire, Washington | Chargers, Dan Snyder, Jim Zorn, Mike Shanahan, Redskins, San Diego, Sherman Lewis, Washington Redskins, Waterloo | 2 Comments