About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
The Evil that is Volkswagen
First Volkswagen wanted us to punch each other. Now they want us to ignore our speed limits with their “Autobahn for All” event. It’s not just ignoring the speed limits – it encourages reckless and aggressive driving while using sexual innuendos.
The latest commercial shows a couple taking a Volkswagen for a test drive. The husband is driving with the salesman in the passenger’s seat and the hot wife in the back. The wife gets excited and screams, “SHOOT THE GAP! SHOOT THE GAP!!!” When a hottie screams “Shoot the gap!” I am going to shoot the gap. I try to please ladies that way.
In order for the husband to shoot the gap, he has to drop off the salesman. He has to weave through traffic and drive between two tractor-trailers and speed on the interstate. Unlike the “Punch Dub” commercials, (which was just people punching people), this commercial encourages reckless driving in exchange for a little nookie. The worst part of the commercial is that they don’t show the nookie after the husband speeds between the two tractor trailers.
I demand ethical behavior in commercials and will make this an executive order once I am President. I will make America safer by allowing only socially responsible commercials to air.
UPDATE 7/30/10:
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July 26, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | Autobahn for All, driving, hottie, innuendo, sex, Shoot the Gap, social responisibility, traffic, Volkswagen | 8 Comments