Is Snooki an Ahmnodt Heare Supporter?
I have to admit that I haven’t watched “Jersey Shore.” It is one of those things that those of us in the Jersey mountains care for. There is a mutual resentment between the people of shore and the people of the mountains.
Snooki is a member of the “Jersey Shore” cast. It is basically a show about stereotypical “Guidos” and “Guidettes.” Most Italians go out of their way to shun the “Guidistic” lifestyle. Italians have spent years fighting the “mafioso” stereotype only to get the “Guido” lable shoved down their throats.
Although I have never watched an episode of “Jersey Shore”, I have seen Snooki on the news and on various other shows. She has a nice tan and would be the ideal candidate for the “Ahmnodt Girl” videos. She used to get her tans at tanning salons until the federal government started charging a 10% tax on tanning. Snooki added that John McCain would have never have voted for a 10% tanning tax because he is pale, unlike President Obama. I am against the tanning tax for a different reason. I am against it because it unfairly discriminates against those who do not have northern European ancestry. It does that because northern Europeans are paler and get more tan for their tax dollars.
I received an e-mail from a supporter that made Snooki’s fight against the tanning beds to my fight against the CineMafia. We have both taken on topics that the mainstream media is not talking about. We both have a support base because we have championed causes that the media has chosen to ignore.
While we have fighting unhyped causes in common, this does not make Snooki a supporter of my campaign. This does not mean I would not welcome her to the campaign with opened arms. I could even find her a vacant Cabinet head position should she decide to join my campaign.
Big Day Tomorrow!
Tomorrow is a big day in America. We will be deciding which direction America will take for 2013 and beyond. We can vote for a better future, or we can vote for Mitt Romney or Barack Obama. It’s up to you.
You want things to get better as much as I do. This makes me believe that you will not be voting for Obama or Romney. Nothing they have said or done has shown that they will do anything to make entertainment affordable. Neither candidate has been in areas affected by Hurricane Sandy since President Obama went to the Jersey Shore on Friday (He did not see Snooki or J-Woww.) . I have been here since the storm hit – I have been through the blackouts and the never-ending odd-day/even-day gas lines.
I really haven’t gotten to campaign in the last week due to Superstorm Sandy. I had said previously that I had planned on holding off running in 2016 and run in 2020 instead. If there is a sharp enough drop in the vote total from the last poll taken by my campaign, then I will run in 2016.
Remember the importance of your decision when you vote tomorrow. Remember that spelling counts in write-in ballots and here is an easy way to learn to spell Ahmnodt Heare. May the Congressperson and/or Senator you vote for join me in Washington so we can get things done the right way.
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November 5, 2012 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, election, humor, issues, Obama, politics, Romney, satire, voting, write-in | America, Election Day, entertainment, J-Woww, Jersey Shore, poll data, Sandy, Snooki | Comments Off on Big Day Tomorrow!