Ahmnodt Heare for President

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2011 – The Debacle (January-March)

“Duh, Winning!”

January:

2011 was a bad year all around.  While the future of Egypt and Wisconsin were in balance, we were more concerned with Charlie Sheen and his goddesses.  (I am guilty of the latter).  I took a look on how Washington and the federal agencies will affect us in 2011.  With the exception of us still having Saturday mail, I nailed it.


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February:

A nightmare in my personal life.  My bathroom all but exploded due to a leak from my upstairs neighbor’s bathroom.  Both of my parents got hurt shoveling during a snowstorm and I had to take care of them for what seemed to be a month (but was only for three days.)  My warnings of the Cinemafia started to show that on some things, I know what I am talking about.

March:

The “birthers” compelled me to show my birth certificate.  I finally was mentioned on TV via one of my tweets.  I also mentioned my “Getting America Back to Work” plan.  But March was not too rosy for the campaign.  I had forgotten to mention that the infamous “Walk-a-Thon for Affordable Entertainment Awareness” was canceled in October.  I thought the almost daily blog entries since would have helped people figure that out, but it didn’t.

Tomorrow I will review April through June.

December 27, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, entertainment, humor, politics, satire | , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on 2011 – The Debacle (January-March)

Northeast Blizzard

There are two reasons why I haven’t been online the last two days:  Shoveling and Blackout  (The blackout lasted for 22 hours, but I spent most of that time sleeping or shoveling.).  It tends to be difficult to keep up with shoveling when it is snowing an inch an hour.  It is harder when you are without the benefits of a snow blower or a plow.

I had spent all morning and afternoon shoveling.  It was getting dark and the one inch per hour turned into 2 inches per hour.  Catching up became futile so I decided I was shoveling for the day.  I went inside and watched some of the gold medal women’s hockey game between the United States and Canada.  Team Canada won 2-0 and I became distraught.

MSNBC announced that after the medals were given out, that they were going to play the Canadian National Anthem.  Not on my TV they weren’t.  I turned the TV off and headed outside to throw snowball at objects so I could vent.   One of the objects I hit was the top of the telephone pole where the electrical wire is connected from the pole to the house.  The electric wire came down and the town became dark.  Fortunately, I was able to scurry back in the house before anybody could see what happened.  (Not that they could see as it was dark and no lights were around.)

I had spent a good portion of yesterday shoveling the snow that had fallen Thursday night and Friday morning.  There was a foot and a half on the ground in addition to the foot of snow I had shoveled on Thursday.  I was soon running out of places to put snow as the snow banks from shoveling were soon over my head.  I thought I was just about done when the town snow plow came and cleared the road, leaving a three-foot bank blocking my driveway.  The bank was not only high, it was also three feet across. It was also dense, icy, and heavy.  it took me FOREVER to get rid of that snowbank!

I will be spending time brainstorming ideas on how better to remove snow.  The way towns do it now is a bad idea, and I will bring that up at the next town meeting.  If the streets are public property, then so is the snow that falls on it.  I do not want public snow on my private property!  I will think of a better way.  This is why I am running for President.  I am always thinking of better ways to run this great country of ours.

February 27, 2010 Posted by | commentary, editorial, humor, satire, scandal | , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Heading Home Early

I was supposed to go to Newburgh, NY tomorrow afternoon, but a snowstorm is headed this way.  I will leave for home first thing in the morning.  I’ll bet you there is a global warming conference somewhere in the Northeast.  There is always a global warming conference during a snowstorm.

February 28, 2009 Posted by | campaign, commentary, environment, satire | , , , | 2 Comments

   

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