For the World Cuppers
Soccer (or Football for those not in the United States or Canada) is the most popular sport in the world. It is the most popular sport in countries that don’t call it “soccer.” If you are going one of the games the United States games (either against Slovenia on Friday or Algeria on the 23rd, and you are in the lower level where the TV cameras can see you, then I need a favor from you. Please (with sugar on top) hold up a sign like the one below:
Please make sure the sign is visible for the TV cameras!
If you’re going to one of the games but will be in a seat that the television cameras will not see, then please give the sign to somebody who will be near the front row. Tell the person that I will work to improve relations between the United States and I will not exile William Shatner or Celine Dion there.
What is in it for you? You will be famous for showing support for a candidate for office in another country. It could lead to interviews with the major news stations in the United States.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
The Women’s World Cup
I spent my afternoon watching the women’s World Cup Final between the United States and Japan. And although the United States didn’t win, our women have nothing to be ashamed of. There’s something to be said about motivation. The Japanese team was motivated from the Fukushima earthquake and nuclear reactor. A similar thing happened in 1980 when the US hockey team was motivated by the failure of the Jimmy Carter presidency.
There were two things about the World Cup that bothered me. The first thing is that overtime wasn’t sudden death. The US scored the first goal in overtime. In most other sports, the first team that scores wins. There isn’t much scoring in soccer, so the first goal is that much more important. The second thing that disturbed me was the game ending on penalty kicks. Spending two hours playing soccer only to have a game end on penalty kicks is wrong (especially in a final game of a tournament.)
The NHL has a shootout to end tie games in the regular season. But even they realize that a shootout is no way to determine who gets to hoist the Stanley Cup. If Game 7 of the World Series was to be tied after nine innings, they would go to extra innings. They wouldn’t resort to a home run derby to determine a championship.
Soccer would be more popular in the United States if it had a sudden-death format with whomever scoring first would win. It would also help if they kept playing until somebody scored.
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July 17, 2011 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | commentary, editorial, humor | Japan, NHL, soccer, Stanley Cup, sudden death, United States, World Cup, World Series | 4 Comments