Invited too Late
I was invited to a third party presidential forum next Saturday in Los Angeles. Candidates from the Libertarian, Green, Justice, Freedom Social, Socialism and Liberation, and Socialist Party USA parties will be in attendance.
The forum will air next weekend on C-SPAN. I do not know if the forum will be live, but when it airs, I will be giving my replies and comments via real-time blogging. I will also post any additional airings on C-Span should there be any.
Friday night was “Orgies for Abstinence” throughout the United States. I was invited to one in Beverly Hills that featured many “A-List” celebrities. The problem was I did not receive the invitation until just before I stepped out for the event in my town. The “Orgies for Abstinence” was a huge success as I was finally able to end my Lent sacrifice of abstaining from abstinence. I have been abstinence since.
Taxes must be filed by Tuesday at 11:59PM. This year I will be filing for an extension because there are a couple clients who still have not given me a 1099 for the 2011 tax year. I am also waiting on a receipt from the charity “Habitat for Hotties” that I gave a $1,000 cash contribution.
Today will be a quiet day. The day will largely comprise of vegetating in front of the TV watching baseball, hockey, Fox Sunday Animation Domination and infomercials designed to help improve a lady’s figure. (I’m a big fan of the “after” pictures.)
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 