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Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
The World Cup and my Campaign
My primary campaign stop today will be watching the World Cup in a local bar. Many people reading this will wonder why watching soccer (or football for people outside of the US and Canada) wondering how the World Cup can be part of a presidential campaign. the reason is simple: It ties in with my Affordable Entertainment Awareness campaign, which is a cornerstone of my platform.
While getting World Cup tickets, flying to South Africa, and getting hotel accommodations cost a lot of money, the price of watching it on TV at home costs zero dollars and zero cents (plus applicable taxes). I will be watching it at a local bar. The price of the two beers and a burger will be the same whether the bar was showing the World Cup, Oprah Winfrey, or nothing at all. In many places, this will not cost much.
Going to a movie can cost an arm and a leg if one brings a date. Two tickets, two large soft drinks, and two large popcorns or candies can cost $50. And unlike sporting events that are shown live on television, movies take a long time from the time it is shown in theaters to the time it is shown at home.
I will not be campaigning during the game. I will campaign before the game and after the game. If the USA wins, people will be more receptive to my campaign. GO USA!
Watching the World Cup on TV costs less than going to the movies.
P.S. For those of you in South Africa who are going to the US-Ghana game, this is suggested reading.
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June 26, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, entertainment, Platform, satire | Ghana, movies, Oprah Winfrey, popcorn, soft drinks, South Africa, World Cup | Comments Off on The World Cup and my Campaign