Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Damage Control

An unidentified man was found sleeping on a couch in a Brookings, SD home.  I just want to assure anybody that it wasn’t me.  While I do have a bad habit of sleeping on strangers’ couches, I can assure you that I have never been in Brookings, South Dakota except to campaign a couple of times during the 2008 campaign.

I may have had a few drinks to have the last time I was at TheRam and that I do not remember the rest of the night, I did not wake up in a couch.  I woke up in the Toy department in the Wal-Mart on Sixth Street.

This is just to let everybody know that I am innocent.  I wasn’t in South Dakota last week.  I was in New York campaigning all last week.

February 3, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, humor, satire, scandal | , , , , , | 2 Comments

My Jobs and Economic Speech

I just finished giving a speech at the AFSCME in Huron. They were pleased to find out I wanted to bring jobs to South Dakota and America. The room got a little tense when I mentioned most of the jobs I were bringing were burger-flippers and cashiers. I think I won them over when I talked about my plan for minimum wage.

For too long, minimum wage has been a set number. It is currently at $5.15 an hour. It will soon go up to $5.75. But even that is not enough to maintain a living. My plan sets minimum wage as the total of the following: A week’s worth of rent for a one-bedroom apartment, a week’s worth of food, a week’s worth of transportation, plus a week’s worth of utilities.

We have the resources. We can make this plan happen.

May 27, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, economy, election, issues, Platform | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on My Jobs and Economic Speech

If at First You Don’t Succeed

Try, try, again.

I have decide to have a show tonight. There were a ton of issues (both technical and personal) that made hosting a show last night impossible.

“Ahmnodt 4 President” Radio Show TONIGHT 10:00PM Eastern – 7:00PM Pacific

June Goals

Independent Write-In Candidate Ahmnodt Heare will discuss his goals for the month of June as well as review May goals. Also to be discussed: His upcoming campaign through Montana, South Dakota, Washington State, and Puerto Rico.

Listen to Vortex of Freedom on internet talk radio

Call-in Number: (347) 945-7487

May 26, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, issues, Platform, satire | , , , , , , , | Comments Off on If at First You Don’t Succeed

Show Postponed Until 11:30 Eastern

I will be reviewing my May Goals and setting new goals for June.  Details my my campaign trip through South Dakota, Montana, Washington State, and Puerto Rico will be discussed.

May 25, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, satire | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Campaign Stops Next Weekend

Tuesday – 5/27 AFSCME Huron, SD 11:00AM

Wednesday – 5/28 Lake Elmo State Park, Billings Montana 5:00PM

Thursday – 5/29 Helena, MT Bert and Ernie’s Dining Saloon, Helena, MT 11:00AM

Thursday -5/29 Seattle, WA City Centre 7PM

Friday 5/30 San Juan, PR The Medusa 11PM

May 22, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, Platform, satire | , , , , | 1 Comment

Nothing in Oregon Either

I didn’t receive any delegates in Kentucky or Oregon tonight.  There’s still Montana, South Dakota, and Puerto Rico.  The campaign and the numbers have been stagnant since the infamous brownie incident in Louisville.

Campaigning will resume tomorrow.  I will head up to Virginia and campaign for the General Election.  I might hit Tennessee  by Knoxville late tomorrow afternoon before heading home.

May 20, 2008 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, election, issues | , , , , , | Comments Off on Nothing in Oregon Either


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