Running Mate Needed (Again)
I have received an e-mail from my 2012 running mate Albeeee Thayer today saying that he would be unable to run as my running mate. He wants to expand his business and campaigning would take time away from that. He did wish me well and said he would continue to campaign for me when he has the time. He also wanted to send a note for anybody in the Abilene, TX area that he will host future “Orgies for Abstinence” rallies in his home starting with the next one on April 5, 2013.
I will be changing my e-mail address soon. There seems to be a lot of people sending e-mail to me at my current address who say that they get a message that my address does not exist. The spammers all seem to find it and I do get e-mails from many supporters. I will have a new address soon.
Don’t forget to check my livestreaming of “How to Hang-Glide off a Fiscal Cliff” tonight at 8:30PM Eastern /6:30PM Mountain time.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 
80,000 and Counting
I am pleased to announce that over 80,000 people have visited my blog. Many people who have stopped by have been supportive of the campaign. A few have not been supportive. Those people include the Cinemafia, Betty White supremacists, hard-core Republicans and Democrats, and dentists.
Spammers have not been included in the count, or the count would be much higher. Those who read the blog telepathically have not been counted because WordPress has said they do not have an accurate way to count telepathic hits. Famous politicians who have read this blog and have used either my campaign strategy or in their platform include President Obama, Sarah Palin, John McCain, and most recently, Carl Paladino.
Unlike the past, when I had a mad rush of people looking for Grandma Oudda’s famous Strawberry Stroganoff recipe or paying tribute to Billy Mays, the people lately have been coming mainly looking for an alternative in 2012. It seems for many of these people, I have been that alternative and for that I am honored.
Thank everybody for your continued support and together we can win this thing in 2012!
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September 16, 2010 Posted by Ahmnodt Heare | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, editorial, humor, satire | Barack Obama, Betty White, Carl Paladino, Democtats, John McCain, recipe, Republicans, Sarah Palin, Spammers, telepathy, WordPress | 2 Comments