Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

The Cinemafia vs. Spam

There are two things that infuriate me – The Cinemafia and Spam.  The Cinemafia irks me because they (as well as the Canadian Government) have watered down the quality of American entertainment while charging more money for the tainted entertainment.  Spam irritates me because people are trying to make money by posting their ads as responses to my postings without compensating me for my efforts.  I also hate spam because it doesn’t count as a reader in the stats provided by WordPress.

I have been put in a can’t win situation.  Lately I have been receiving spam from companies who offer movies for free.  I am torn about what to do in this situation:  On the one hand, spammers will be making money at my expense.  (While the movies themselves are free, the website does contain ads from which they would make money, but I wouldn’t receive a dime.  On the other hand, the Cinemafia would weaken as people would be getting movies for free instead of having to pay for them.

As President of the United States, I will be facing tough questions every day except for Vanna White’s Birthday.  Many of them I will be prepared to handle.  Whether I make the decision myself or after consulting my cabinet, I will think things thoroughly before making a decision.

Some decisions affect the American people more than others.  In situations that Americans are most affect, I will have a poll and let the people decide what is best for themselves.  This is one such occasion.  The poll is below:

The Poll is in effect until Friday September 17, 2010.

September 10, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, entertainment, humor, Poll, satire, Vanna White | , , , , | 5 Comments

   

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