Campaign Goals for August
The following are some goals I have set for the campaign for the month of August:
- Averaging 150 unique hits per day on this website.
- At least 10 blogs mentioning Ahmnodt Heare and the campaign. (Currently at 5, plus a poll for President) A few blog entries from other sites have been deleted.
- An “Ahmnodt Girl” video.
- At least one national television appearance (broadcast or cable)
Notes about the goals: Goal 1 is difficult, but can be accomplished. Goal #2 can be accomplished if people don’t delete their websites and blogs after writing about my campaign. I don’t know if this is a coincidence or if the deletions are being done by my political enemies like the Cinemafia. Goal#3 can be done by having a female uploading a video to YouTube and declaring herself an “Ahmnodt Girl” I will need your help making #4 possible. It seems I don’t have the media prowlness required to get myself on television.
I have a lot of work to do to make these goals happen. This means limiting watching “Wheel of Fortune” to weeks that are “special.” I will also have to quit watching the “SpongeBob SquarePants” marathons every weekend.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
On Election Day, tell your fellow Americans, “Ahmnodt Heare!”
Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
Ahmnodt Heare for President 