Ahmnodt Heare for President

Ahmnodt Heare For America… Ahmnodt Heare For You.

Herman Cain Will Be Missed

Why am I going to miss Herman Cain if he is one of the candidates running against me?  I will miss him because the more opponents who are pretty much the same running, the better it is for my campaign.  With one fewer pro-Cinemafia candidate running, the pro-Cinemafia will have fewer choices, which will give more votes to the other candidates.

If pizza was to suddenly become a hot-button political issue, then Herman Cain suspending his campaign would be a big boost as I am the other candidate who loves pizza enough to eat it without utensils.

The Iowa Caucuses are one month from today.  If you live in Iowa and want to spread the word, this week will be a good week to picket movie theaters and spread the word on how I plan to make entertainment more affordable.  If you rather do something during the day, you can stand in front of a hospital and give out apples whilst discussing my “Apple-a-Day” health care plan.

I’ll be doing my usual debate thing tonight.  My comments will be on Facebook and Twitter.  If you have any questions to ask me during the debate, feel free to tweet @AhmnodtHeare or use the #ahmnodt hashtag.  The debate is hosted by former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee and will start at 8:00PM EST on FoxNews.


December 3, 2011 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, health care, humor, issues, politics, satire | , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Looking at Polls

I saw a poll about college students and how they think Barack Obama is doing as President.  The part of the poll that I found shocking wasn’t that 41% of the job he is doing or that 30% disapprove.  The part I found disturbing is that 29% don’t have an opinion.  This is up 4% from 2009.

The President of the United States is the leader of the free world.  It is important that people know what the president is doing.  A president should be influential.  If 1/4 of American college students do not have an opinion of you, then you aren’t being very influential.  If you don’t have influence, you can’t lead.

I will be campaigning on college campuses.  College students will know who I am and will be influenced.  Some students will like what I am saying and what I will do as President.

I have a lot of work to do between now and Election Day 2012 to get college students influenced enough to go to the polls and write in “Ahmnodt Heare.”  The biggest problem I have is that I cannot be at every college campus every weekend.  If you have a free weekend, please visit your local college and spread the word.

October 16, 2010 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, commentary, Obama, Poll, satire | , , , | 4 Comments


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