Ahmnodt Heare for President

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Erin Go Braghless!

I had to return early from a night of partying at Conway’s in Dublin.  I ran into a few Americans here, including the police officer who arrested me last year.  The Irish love to party, but they hate snakes.  I think I got in a bit of trouble with the Irish when they asked me about Northern Ireland.  The conversation went like this:  (My responses are in italics.)

“What do you think about Northern Ireland?”

What about Northern Ireland?”

“The British occupation of Northern Ireland?”

If the British occupy Northern Ireland, then I’m afraid I can’t campaign there.


I am running for leader of the free world, not for leader of an occupied land.”

The man dumped his ale on my head and stormed out.  I guess he was from Northern Ireland.  People he was talking with were giving me a strange look.  I figured I had to leave and start planning for the walk-a-thon in Liechtenstein tomorrow.  I will evaluate Northern Ireland tomorrow.


March 17, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, foreign policy, issues, satire | , , , | 2 Comments

Campaigning in Europe

I will be campaigning in Europe next week.  Below is the schedule:

Monday 3/16 – London:  I will once again go to the U.S. Embassy and hold a rally for Britons to be allowed to vote for the leader of the free world.

Tuesday 3/17 – Dublin: No real campaigning, just partying with the Irish on St. Patrick’s Day.  This is also my daughter Patricia’s birthday.  I am saddened that I am unable to play quarters with her for her birthday. She will turn 6.

Wednesday 3/18 – Liechtenstein:  Cross-country walk-a-thon promoting affordable entertainment to Liechtensteiners.  Unlike the United States, Liechtenstein can be walked across in less than a month.

Thursday 3/19 – Amsterdam:  I will deeply examine their prostitution system and develop a strategy to develop a similar system in the United States.

Friday 3/20 – Stockholm:  Spring Training Camp with the Swedish Bikini Team.  I’m working on a political spin for this.  If you know one, please let me know.

Saturday 3/21 – Back to the United States.

March 8, 2009 Posted by | Ahmnodt, campaign, foreign policy, issues, satire | , , , , , , | 4 Comments


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