Erin Go Braghless!
I had to return early from a night of partying at Conway’s in Dublin. I ran into a few Americans here, including the police officer who arrested me last year. The Irish love to party, but they hate snakes. I think I got in a bit of trouble with the Irish when they asked me about Northern Ireland. The conversation went like this: (My responses are in italics.)
“What do you think about Northern Ireland?”
“What about Northern Ireland?”
“The British occupation of Northern Ireland?”
“If the British occupy Northern Ireland, then I’m afraid I can’t campaign there.”
“What?”
“I am running for leader of the free world, not for leader of an occupied land.”
The man dumped his ale on my head and stormed out. I guess he was from Northern Ireland. People he was talking with were giving me a strange look. I figured I had to leave and start planning for the walk-a-thon in Liechtenstein tomorrow. I will evaluate Northern Ireland tomorrow.
Campaigning in Europe
I will be campaigning in Europe next week. Below is the schedule:
Monday 3/16 – London: I will once again go to the U.S. Embassy and hold a rally for Britons to be allowed to vote for the leader of the free world.
Tuesday 3/17 – Dublin: No real campaigning, just partying with the Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. This is also my daughter Patricia’s birthday. I am saddened that I am unable to play quarters with her for her birthday. She will turn 6.
Wednesday 3/18 – Liechtenstein: Cross-country walk-a-thon promoting affordable entertainment to Liechtensteiners. Unlike the United States, Liechtenstein can be walked across in less than a month.
Thursday 3/19 – Amsterdam: I will deeply examine their prostitution system and develop a strategy to develop a similar system in the United States.
Friday 3/20 – Stockholm: Spring Training Camp with the Swedish Bikini Team. I’m working on a political spin for this. If you know one, please let me know.
Saturday 3/21 – Back to the United States.
About
Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.
In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.
The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)
If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.
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Ahmnodt Heare for America. Ahmnodt Heare for You.
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